cantbefucktivitus

A mental illness, caused by immense boredom of ones day job, stress, or a general lack of enthusiasm.

Sorry boss, I've got a serious case of Cantbefucktivitus

by Allan M September 14, 2018

Cant handle the heat

Used by the greatest niggas alive, used to show when someone cannot handle the heat.

William: This game is a cash grab.
Logan: No it's not.
William: You cant handle the heat nigga.
Logan: ...

by Tyrone + Requis April 8, 2021

Cantanope

A double negative assertion combining can not and nope. When there is 0% chance that something will happen. An emphatic NO. Coined during an enlightened mushroom trip by the legendary couple Vince and Grace the term is often used by high intellects and geniuses as one word answer to ridiculous questions.

Chad the traitor: Can you hire me in your new company?

Vince: Cantanope!

by VncGrc129 November 24, 2021

I CANT HEAR YOU I AM BLIND

The type of sentence you'd say when doing a troll test. Or, when replying to something stupid somebody else had said. B7...

Person A: (Being Genuine) Guys, guess what?! My dad's pregnant!

Person B: I CANT HEAR YOU I AM BLIND
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Person A: Welcome to Gusto.
B7: I CANT HEAR YOU I AM BLIND

by Souperior March 1, 2019

you cant diddle a diddle boy

A phrase used by youtuber JackSucksAtLife and Rule 1 of Hacker Trolling
"You can't Diddle a diddle boy" or "Ya can't diddle a diddle boy" means
You can't troll a troll, or more specifically you cant troll the Diddle Boy; aka jack

*a staff member of Jack's tries to troll him on his mc server*
Jack: You cant diddle a diddle boy *cute laugh*
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by EditorKaiIsABrush June 27, 2019

i cant find that FRICKIN EMOJI

When you can’t find that Netherlands flag emoji in your iPhone flags

Me: trying to find my own definitions
“I cant find that FRICKIN EMOJI

by Mozambique 🇲🇿 October 10, 2020

i cant hold it in anymore

*LG echo ringtone* ya know?

i cant hold it in anymore i just wanna *LG echo ringtone* ya know?

by memer420696969420 May 5, 2021