Chump

Someone who is really thick. They are easily duped, tricked, and taken in by others. A gullible person. Also, someone who relies on weather.com

Check it out, Jake is using weather.com. What a CHUMP.

by Princess Hannah May 7, 2012

chumpass

Highest possible rating of a chump. Higher than both chump and chumpo.

sirNathe is a chumpass

by BrettsOnTheTilt October 6, 2008

Chumsnoozer

A guy who wastes a girl's time by having sex and hanging out, giving all signs of wanting a relationship, but refused to ask the girl to be his girlfriend.

Susan are you blind? Can't you see that Jon is such a chumsnoozer?

by Spearmint06 July 6, 2009

Chumpuckle

Someone who you are friends with, but you hit them in a caring way. These hits, however hard, do not and will not ever affect your relationship.

Person 1: "Do you actually like him?"
Person 2: "Yeah, how come?"
Person 1: "Well you're always hitting him and stuff, are you sure he's okay with it?"
Person 2: "Yeah, of course... we are chumpuckles!"

by Akbarian Ninja January 4, 2010

Chumpitizer

Dopey, the Chumpion of the World. A serial chump. Someone who aspires to imbecilic.

Best used when sung to the tune of womanizer:

I know what you are, what you are, baby

Chumpitizer, chump-chumpitizer, you're a chumpitizer
Oh, chumpitizer, oh you're a chumpitizer, baby
you you you are, you you you are
Chumpitizer, chumpitizer, chumpitizer (chumpitizer)

by hellonewman1 March 22, 2010

Chump City Baller

When a person fails at everything they try to do they are a Chump City Baller

JT is trying to play city ville again, What a Chump City Baller

by lazyeyedstoner March 4, 2011

Chumpin

A situation, place, or person and the term varies and could mean empty, lame, or unexciting

Walking into a restaurant and seeing it empty, This place is Chumpin

by Happy-Meal May 4, 2011