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Chrisitis

a syndrome in one which is profusely leaky orifices . An individual that cannot control the 'leaking' of their many orifices.
"Hey man, hows the kid doing? Not good man... He caught a case of chrisitis." "Yo bro is your grandma still staying with you? Yeah man, she's leaking everywhere she caught a bad case of chrisitis." diarrhea
by largejohnson January 7, 2023
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christianship

A fake, shallow friendship between two Christians that is based solely on common belief in Jesus. In a "christianship," your "friend" will pretend to love you and will say nice Christian things to you. If you begin questioning your beliefs or, even worse, lose your faith, this "friend" will leave you in a heart beat. You are no longer one of "God's people" and you have been deceived by Satan. This supposed "friend" who you thought cared about you as a person actually only liked you because you were Christian. This person will want nothing to do with you and will likely only say (oftentimes in a condensing fashion) "I will pray for you."
My friend Lindsay found out last week that I'm atheist. Now she won't talk to me. I've tried texting and calling her but she won't respond. When I ran into her at the library, I tried saying "Hey!" but she completely ignored me. It looks like our christianship is over. :/
by sheepster2 October 14, 2012
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christicize

/ˈkrisdəˌsīz/

verb

1. indicate the faults of (someone or something) in a disapproving way by a person or persons who are named “Chris.”

"Chris christicized the failure to provide an adequate and permanent compensation"
synonyms: find fault with, censure, denounce, condemn, attack, lambaste, pillory, rail against, inveigh against, arraign, cast aspersions on, pour scorn on, disparage, denigrate, give bad press to, run down; informalknock, pan, maul, slam, roast, hammer, lay into, lace into, flay, crucify, take apart, pull to pieces, pick holes in, pummel, trash, nitpick; formalexcoriate
"must you criticize everything she does?"
My brother christicized his current duty station.
by caltex81 January 14, 2018
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Chintitis

When someone has such a sharp chin, so sharp you have no choice but to shake their chin rather than hand as a greeting.
Oh hi friend, why is your chin so sharp? Do you have ChinTitis?
by Zach<3pei May 7, 2018
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chintitis

Chintitis, a variation of hepatitis, refers to an inflammatory condition of a person's chin, resulting in an overly long or sharp chin.
by Zach<3pei April 4, 2018
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ChRisTiAniSm

A word the little Christian bitch ass Karen uses at a skate park full of young adults, when she’s pretending that she has a diploma in englishing, and hears one of them say frick
Teenager: man sick FLIP
Karen: did you just say FLIP, this is a skatepark full of children (she means 17yr olds) ChRisTiAniSm
by Dickmynarybitches August 12, 2020
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ChRisTiAniSm

A word the little Christian bitch ass Karen uses at a skate park full of young adults, when she’s pretending that she has a diploma in englishing, and hears one of them say frick
Teenager: man sick FLIP
Karen: did you just say FLIP, this is a skatepark full of children (she means 17yr olds) ChRisTiAniSm
by Dickmynarybitches August 12, 2020
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