Christophobe

n. One with an irrational fear or hatred of Christians. Sometimes practised by people who think they know everything.

We fear what we do not agree with or understand.

Society says it's wrong to be a homophobe but it's okay to be a Christophobe.

by Michael January 5, 2004

christhole

1. "Christian" + "asshole". Typically referring to a Christian who believes he/she is genetically, ethnically, morally and spiritually superior to all other races and religions. This person thinks in terms of moral absolutes, to the effect of "us good, them bad," and presumes anyone who looks, thinks, or acts different from him/herself to have been put on earth by Satan himself for the purpose of spreading degeneracy. He/she is unwilling to compromise any of his/her beliefs the slightest bit, but the first to criticize others for being hardheaded. He/she thinks everyone is going to Hell who doesn't hate non-Americans, liberals, gays and lesbians, poor people, planned parenthood, evolution, Jews, Muslims, etc. But he/she also thinks one can buy one's way into Heaven by donating generously to the Republican Party. In the face of overwhelming evidence against his/her beliefs, he/she will immediately run from the conversation, usually with an excuse to the effect that "I don't have to listen to you because God's on my side and I'm better than you."

2. The supposed orifice on such a person's body from which their self-righteous and ignorant bullshit is excreted.

"Pat Robertson is such a christhole."

"Hey man, I smell something. Did you forget to wipe your christhole?"

by Gerbil Warrior May 27, 2006

Christconsin

The act of being ignorant about one's place of birth.

That's so Christconsin of you!

by Argentina22 March 11, 2022

Christograph

1. A series of questions designed to assess how religious a person claims to be, usually to defraud false claims.

1.
"Yo man, what happened between you and your girl?"

"Eh, everything was going ok but then I told her I was Catholic and failed her Christograph test."

by unoit! December 8, 2009

Christlor

Title of a either/or word game ; originally founded by two lovers (Christian and Taylor).

Let's play the Christlor game!

by Soccerking88 December 12, 2010

Christopher

Christopher is loyal to his friends and faithful to his gf. Hes a lot of fun and exciting to be around. Hes honest loving and spritual. A great kisser. Give him a challenge and he will master it. Dont underestimate him hes capable and confident at least, he shows it.

I love christopher! Hes amazing in so many ways.

Christopher is cooler than cool

by KeylightPrincess November 22, 2019

Christopher holland

If your Christopher holland you think your good at fortnite but deep inside you have no clue what you are doing

Your as bad as Christopher Holland

by Helenhayley March 24, 2020