seaweed chomper

a weird person who literally chomps on seaweed with his gigantic teeth

“fob”

“shut up seaweed chomper”

by urdadsfavoritebrunette. May 11, 2022

chompers

When someone is bonkers but they know what bonkers means so if you directly say that they're bonkers they will get sad so chompers is your best option to not ruin that friendship

me: a cow has 2 milk tits
friend: no they have 4
me: no its either 2 or 1,3645,368264
friend: ... u have gone chompers

by The Neighbour's Kid May 13, 2020

chain chomper

the god of the #dont-break-the-chain text channel

Person 1: do you remember the don't break the chain text channel?
Person 2: oh yeah! of course my favorite chain was the chain chomper chain.

by Here4Dic November 16, 2021

Chocolate log chomper

Term used to describe the opening where out meets in. In other words, your rectum.

"My chocolate log chomper is feeling mighty hungry this fine morning. Point me in the direction of your finest Mexican establishment. The chomper will feast at high noon!"

by Mark Zuck my berg November 28, 2025

Chomper

An English term used to portray one who sucks dicks.

You fucking chomper!

by bweather August 18, 2016

head chomper

A female with a oral desire.

"Oh yea, I remember her, she was a "head chomper" from the go.. "Not a super bod"..

by vinman59 April 12, 2021

Fudge chomper

Fudge eater- someone who eats shit for their sexual satisfaction. Something your mum does. When your dad is out. With the turds your dog lays out.

"Dude, I think your mum is a fudge chomper, she has shit around her mouth."

by Uri Bent My Cock. January 31, 2015