chief gurner

the one person out of a group of mates who takes a hell of a lot more extacy than the rest. he/she is usually the one at the end of the night licking grass as 'it feels amazing'

'oi, chief gurner, stop telling that copper you love him and get in the bloody taxi before you get arrested guy!'

by deathznow September 12, 2006

Chefmanz

An absolute legend of the world! one who works 15 hour days and gets cunted during the night!

Mandem1- "oi fam you seen Thome recently"

Mandem2 - "Yeah fam manz finished work,m got cunted and got some girls yatty on his boat"

Mandem1 - "What a chefmanz"

by FOX! November 14, 2011

Chief Haggisbomb

The Chief Haggisbomb is a larger version of the Haggisbomb. Nicknamed 'The Chief' a Chief Haggisbomb is made by purchasing a 2 litre bottle of Irn Bru and a bottle of Jäger. After buying the Irn Bru, drink or empty a quarter of the bottle and fill it up with Jäger. Mix it up so the Jäger mixes in with all of the Irn Bru. The end result, is a 2 litre Haggisbomb, known as the Chief Haggisbomb.

Guy 1: Hey pal, can you get me a 2 litre bottle of the Bru and a bottle of Jäger?

Guy 2: Aye sure, but why?

Guy 1: I'm going to make a Chief Haggisbomb.

by Tartan Warrior June 19, 2013

Cheffn

Cheffn is the act of cooking marijuana into some sort of food to make edibles

"Dan was cheffn some brownies last night"

by Doctor dirty dan March 26, 2020

Chef you up

'Chef you up' or 'chef up' is a british slang warning to inflict cut or stab injuries.

If you look me wrong, ill chef you up with my zk, bruv

by Dashofliquor November 28, 2022

Sneaky Chef

While having sex, someone switches the meat on the other participant.

My roommate and I took this girl home from the bar. I started having sex with her, then gave her the sneaky chef and my roommate finished it.

by MiKiE P January 6, 2009

Costco Chef

I person who thinks they can cook but in reality they are just good at heating up frozen meals from costco.

My mom thinks she is a 5 star cook, but in reality she is just a costco chef.

by Scott J. F. March 22, 2010