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Choaties are on the whole- spoiled, conceited pieces of shit. They like to act cool and believe they are funny, when actually they are extremely cliquey and have sticks up their asses. The girls on the whole are anorexic. People who claim that it is a better school than deerfield or that they had a good time at choate are cuntrags assholes.
Your a Choatie too? Fuck you and eat my shit you dumbass fuckhead.
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Choate

An institution to house the mentally deficient. Overrun with children whose parents no longer want to have to put up with them. Synonymous with “hell-hole”. Even though considered a preparatory school, it is looked down upon by the more prestigious schools. Choate may be well-known around the world, but only because so many people go there, i.e. the 26% acceptance rate. Choate’s successes are not counted in their alumni or academic honors, but in the number of hot dogs consumed on average daily in the dining hall. There is a general lack of personal hygiene, both for the students, and their environment. Regardless of the socio-economic standard discipline is lacking, and the majority of alumni, well, you can’t really call them alumni, they never left the school. Choate has now gone from a 9-12 boarding school, to a care facility for the mentally ill and deficient. While this may all sound daunting, there is some silver-lining. At their last curling match, their star athlete managed to hold off the 956th ranked special Olympian, with his final toss, he managed to overcome his opponent, setting a school record for least losses in a season, making his record 1-64. He shattered the previous record by over 50 losses, which was the chess team, which went on a record-setting season in ’87, their record standing at 1-134. Choate, while not renowned for their academics or their athletics, may be the choice for your child, if you just don’t want to see him anymore.
"Did you hear about that alumnus from Choate?"
"You mean the one who was caught selling pot to 3-year-olds?"
"Yeah"
"I almost went to Choate, but then decided that I wanted to get out of Juvie and change my life!"
"Way to make the good decision!"
by Folumbe April 14, 2008
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cheatahs

girls in a particular click that always seem to go for guys who already have girl friends
Those cheatahs hooked up with John and Nick even though they have a girlfriends
by Johnathan Millwood December 13, 2005
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Chatanooga Choo Choo

When someone squats over the chestal section of a person and proceeds to have the runs on their chest and continues down to their lower reigons. Thus creating a "train" of poop down their entire abdominal area.
Last night I was gonna give my girlfriend a cleaveland steamer but since I had the shits it quickly turned into a chatanooga choo choo. Whoo Whoo!

OR

Pardon me ladies, which one of you would like to get a ride from the Chatanooga Choo Choo? Whoo Whoo!
by Phil & Fricke December 16, 2007
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chota

1. The loose skin between a guys balls and his anus. Well with in the DMZ
2. Wrinkled skin of inbetween. Not to be cunfused with Yoda who has wrinkled skin of green.
Tyler often touches his chota then smells his fingers when no one is watching.
by Jimboozie October 15, 2003
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Choate

Choate Rosemary Hall, located in Wallingford, CT, is one of the most prestigious and well-known preparatory schools in the nation. A boarding school of around 850, Choate attracts students from all over the world, enabling there to be a diverse student body.

Choate has educated some of America's most prominent, including President John F. Kennedy, Michael Douglas, Paul Giamatti, Adlai Stevenson, Herb Kohler, Glenn Close, Jamie Lee Curtis, Edward Albee, Ivanka Trump, Amanda Hearst, John Dos Passos, etc. (For further reference: http://www.celebrityprepschools.com)

With two I.M. Pei-designed buildings, beautiful architecture, a 400+ acre campus, dedicated faculty, extensive resources, strong alumni network, and one of the most comprehensive and advanced secondary school curricula, Choate Rosemary Hall continues to be one of the most well-regarded first-tier prep schools.

Despite falling behind in name recognition, prestige, reputation, academics, and athletics, Deerfield Academy is Choate's traditional rival.
Though few people are familiar with "Deerfield Academy" outside the boarding school world, Choate Rosemary Hall is well-known by people all over the world.

Choate Rosemary Hall scholar-athletes were able to defeat Deerfield in all varsity contests in 2005 in the annual Deerfield Day athletics contest. It was the first time a SWEEP had been achieved in both schools' histories.

Located in a quaint New England town, Choaties are in direct walking distance to eateries (Italian, American, Japanese, Chinese, diners, fast food, etc.), cafes, retailers (clothes, groceries, hair salons, etc.), a movie theater, etc.

Deerfield, on the other hand, literally does not have any stores or commercial outlets of any kind. They must entertain themselves, instead, by "looking towards the hills." Some Deerfield students interpret this by getting high in the woods down by the river.

Choaties are known to be scholars, athletes, citizens, gentlemen/ladies, intellectual, sociable, and fun. Few parties would be complete without a good-sized contingent of Choate students.
by Choatie July 29, 2008
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chocatanque

A huge bowel movement big enough to practically make your plumbing or septic tank crash. It is the combination of the spanish words choca - which means "hit" or "crash" - and the word tanque - which means "tank." Pronounced "cho-cah-tohn-keh"
"After Thanksgiving Dinner, I had to go to the bathroom and drop a big ol' chocatanque."

"Dude took a chocatanque so big that they had to call Roto-Rooter to fix the plumbing."
by Luis O. March 10, 2010
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