When a man holds a door open for a woman, only check out her ass. (I'm hoping most women already knows this exists)
"Nice ass chivalry back there, but the 40 second wait for her to get from the parking lot to the door made it pretty obvious"
by Crazy Savages December 7, 2009
Get the Ass Chivalry mug.A saying commonly used by frequent visitors to the website the Chive. Chivers, as they're commonly referred to, are known for their worship of actor Bill Murray, pictures of cats, and soft pornography. Keep Calm Chive On is usually abbreviated to KCCO.
"Did you get your shirt from the Chive that says 'Keep Calm and Chive On' yet?
"No, because they're always fucking sold out."
"No, because they're always fucking sold out."
by Kiki X. Grammarstone August 27, 2013
Get the Keep Calm and Chive On mug.A person who wins by deception, by sharp practice, is a cheat and generally a low-life swindler. Someone who cannot be trusted, particularly at business.
That mate of mine is a complete chiseler. As a friend I invested £10k in his insurance business only to discover it is an illegal pyramid scheme and I've lost the lot.
by sanddevil January 14, 2009
Get the Chiseler mug.Chivalry is when a man respects a woman. It doesn't have to be standing when she walks in a room, (though that is one form of it) or opening her door for her, (again, that's always nice) it's just means that you recognize that she is a woman and thus deserves some respect. In today's culture this could mean not calling her "hot" or "sexy" but "beautiful" or "gorgeous" instead. Not grabbing her butt like she's some kind of animal, or whistling and cat calling when she walks by. It's just plain rude and degrading, and most women find it offensive.
by ibsc February 5, 2010
Get the chivalry mug.Son: Daddy, why do I have to let her go first? she's a creep to everybody.
Dad: Because, when somebody has a certain chemical called estrogen in their body, they automatically deserve more respect than you. It's called chauvinism, I mean chivalry.
Son: BULLCRAP!!
Dad: Because, when somebody has a certain chemical called estrogen in their body, they automatically deserve more respect than you. It's called chauvinism, I mean chivalry.
Son: BULLCRAP!!
by smashdummies August 21, 2012
Get the chivalry mug.Someone who ditches the guys to hang w girls. Always trying to slide. Normally doesnt care who gets hurt in the process
I was chillin with my bro then he decided to be a chiver and dipped on me.
That guy is such a chive.
Why does he keep chiving
That guy is such a chive.
Why does he keep chiving
by Kam KoalaB April 23, 2017
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