chonged

high stoned baked

Took bong hits all day, I am so chonged.

by sativabeliva April 10, 2009

Chonga Wagon

1. Any small compact car similar to a Honda Civic hatchback which has been modified with tinted windows, shiney rims and custom graphics depicting a lost loved one or "fallen amigo".

2. An incredibly small car which somehow transports up to six hispanic American teenagers to a mall, movie theater or flea market.

See also: Hooptie and rice burner

Father (to daughter): I don't want to see you riding all around town in Junior's Chonga Wagon - it's embarrassing.

by TWP (triflin' white person) August 27, 2009

Chengbo

An asian that is amazing at programming and disagrees with the teacher until the teacher is proven wrong.

Conner - "He's so persistant"
Matt - "Yes you're right, he is a Chengbo"

by toolbox1919191919 February 8, 2010

Chengwei

A group of people who is smart and curious but sometimes they are n00bs.

You are chengwei-ish. I found 3 Chengweis in plurk who loves to ask question

by NoobCW September 10, 2010

chongfused

The act of being both high and confused

"Bro I'm so high I'm confused"
"You're chongfused, dude."

by Chongfusedman May 9, 2018

Charles Cheng

A man well known for his hairline, one may compare his receding hairline to his receding grades in school. If you look hard enough, his hairline resembles the skylines of Midtown Manhattan: unorganized and violently fluctuating. You can often find Charles at his home, being toxic in League of Legends. While he is well known for his hairline, he is equally well known for his nicotine addiction; he tends to be aggressively sucking his Juul™ Pods to absorb every last hit.

1) See that graph of the stock market? It almost resembles Charles Cheng's hairline.
2) Are you hitting your Juul again? C'mon bro, you don't want to end up like Charles Cheng...

by extoliate March 7, 2019

Kai Chong

pronounced: kye-ch-ong
kaichong is a man that is full of intelligence and has balls of steel. He will never back down from a challenge to humiliate his friends. He is also well known for his antics amongst his peers and is seen to be popular amongst the girl(s) in his clique. Man of mystery, man of speech, man of delicacy, man of cuisine. Kaichong is definitely not one to be messed with in a cheering competition, because the word “whisper” does not exist in his vocabulary.

He looks like a frog.

As often quoted by Kai Chong, “My side, my side, my side, my front, my back. My side, my front, my side, my back. My side, my front, my back.”

by froglover9912629 September 11, 2019