Channel changer

A remote most commonly used for a television.

Hey, will you toss me the channel changer so that we can watch the game instead?

by Leannahhh January 2, 2012

Cheyanne

A beautiful name. She is a beautiful women. You always have to treat them with respect. She is very strong and smart. But they always love to run in the hallways.

" Cheyanne, stop running in the halls!"

by soccerhead23 February 27, 2015

channel surfing

The act of changing TV channels without finding a channel to stop on. Pressing the up or down button on the TV remote control while hoping to find something worth watching. This involuntary muscle reaction is triggered by the commercial. Sometimes the act of channel surfing becomes entertainment in and of itself. From the concept of a spending time doing tricks on a board shaped device. For males of the species, it is possible simultaneously watch two or three programs and still follow the weak attempt at a plot.

Q: What are you watching?
A: Nada dude, just channel surfing.

by RadioRay September 24, 2005

Fox Propaganda Channel

A derisive slang term for Fox News Channel, which has a conservative tilt to it. Used by people who don't like the programming on the network, particulary those of the liberal mindset.

Did you see Bill O'Reilly's rant on Fox Propaganda Channel last night?

by Chrispychicken November 6, 2006

The Hitler Channel

A disparaging name for The History Channel. It comes from that channel's propensity for showing WWII or Hitler related documentaries.

"I saw this show about Lincoln on the History Channel"
"You mean the Hitler Channel?"

by jjjk November 19, 2006

Disney Channel

The worst television channel in the world. Here is how to Disney writers make a new television show:
1. instead of using your creativity use the simple plot line: Teenager(yes teenager) looks normal but has a secret : She is actually a (insert profession, mythical creature, or other thing).

2. Put some humorless, cheesy jokes into the script. Don't worry about them being funny, just add the background laughing
3. Cast the most prettiest, skinniest girl you can find. Acting talent not required because all they need to do is act funny. Singing talent can be needed, but more than likely you should just edit their voice
4. Shoot the show, but don't worry about reshooting. Plus: just make cardboard sets rather than actually spend money going to a place
5. ADVERTISE ADVERTISE ADVERTISE! One major thing to do is make the audience think that the main characteris like everybody else, but she isn't
6. Then make as much products as you can. Pencils, dolls(a must), bed-sheets, anything you can get your hands on. If your show gets a lot of viewers then you can make movies(should do a musical because Musicals are easy to write and easy to market)
7. Repeat cycle for next show

*On the next episode of Lucy and the Country rednecks on Disney channel*
Disney actress: Oh my jizzle, Todd has a pig. No wonder he was all hoggish

Studio audience: Hahahahhahahahahahhawhahahhahahahahh
Teen viewer: Why the hell was funny?

by Annemermaid1995 August 23, 2009

History Channel

A group of people who only focus on stupid shit relating to 2012, world ending, etc.

Don't forget that all of their programs longer than an hour just constantly repeat themselves

History Channel.
Why?

by z3ekeezzz October 19, 2008