1. Council House Associated Vermin
2. A group of slow witted humans who thrive off Fags and Cheap jewelery.
3. Can be seen in your local town centre/ sreet corner in groups between 4-25.
The female parters of the chav are known as chavettes/whores/suts/orange and they are normally dragging along chavlings (small children old enough to be their younger siblings nether mind their children) and they usually wear tracksuits they got form a dingy market stall and have earings large enough that the moon could fit through with grace.
the chav (male) is normally very skinny... and if they are muscley (very rare) then they are normally on steroids.
they have the brain and emotional capacity of a tea spoon and they originated from the townie which are likes chavs but less violent/socially acceptable... but unfortunately they died out in the late nineties/ early 2000's
chavs like to pick on people who are not physically strong but they "hunt" in packs as to provide back up if they need it. if i chav is on his own he will not even look at a passer by in the wrong way because he knows that he is too weak without his friends holding down his victim.
they are associated with council houses and live off money earned by tax payers.
the chav is considered one of the lowest forms of human life and if you ask most british people even a chavs mother they will agree that the best course of action is to push them all of a very high cliff... when the tide is out so that you can see them hit the rocks at the bottom..
4. a chav has very limited vocabulary the most common words used are;
init
mush
mert
mate
bling
bang
toke
2. A group of slow witted humans who thrive off Fags and Cheap jewelery.
3. Can be seen in your local town centre/ sreet corner in groups between 4-25.
The female parters of the chav are known as chavettes/whores/suts/orange and they are normally dragging along chavlings (small children old enough to be their younger siblings nether mind their children) and they usually wear tracksuits they got form a dingy market stall and have earings large enough that the moon could fit through with grace.
the chav (male) is normally very skinny... and if they are muscley (very rare) then they are normally on steroids.
they have the brain and emotional capacity of a tea spoon and they originated from the townie which are likes chavs but less violent/socially acceptable... but unfortunately they died out in the late nineties/ early 2000's
chavs like to pick on people who are not physically strong but they "hunt" in packs as to provide back up if they need it. if i chav is on his own he will not even look at a passer by in the wrong way because he knows that he is too weak without his friends holding down his victim.
they are associated with council houses and live off money earned by tax payers.
the chav is considered one of the lowest forms of human life and if you ask most british people even a chavs mother they will agree that the best course of action is to push them all of a very high cliff... when the tide is out so that you can see them hit the rocks at the bottom..
4. a chav has very limited vocabulary the most common words used are;
init
mush
mert
mate
bling
bang
toke
1. "hey what does chav stand for"
"its stands for council house associated vermin"
2. "chavs are such dumb asses they can't tell the difference between piss and lambrini"
3. " those chavs are ruining my shopping trip they keep standing by the designer shops "window shopping" "
4. "init mush i just banged that kid"
roughly translated into our language it means "hello my fellow companen i just beat up that child"
"its stands for council house associated vermin"
2. "chavs are such dumb asses they can't tell the difference between piss and lambrini"
3. " those chavs are ruining my shopping trip they keep standing by the designer shops "window shopping" "
4. "init mush i just banged that kid"
roughly translated into our language it means "hello my fellow companen i just beat up that child"
by Nichiwwa October 9, 2008
Get the CHAVmug. Now found in most areas of Britain, (to the horror of us all) the Chav is a human sub-species that survives on council tax and thrives on making the lives of every functional member of society, that little bit more painful!
Chavs seem to have developed there own language due to the fact they cannot understand nor learn the traditional proper English like rest of the country.
Both chav males and females usually have more than 1 partner, indulging in random bursts of sexual acts at local bus stops, outside shops and in banged up but 'pimped out' old cars.
You can easily spot a Chav by their hilarious yet disturbing appearance.
Males consist of tracksuit bottoms and a baggy Fred Perry sweatshirt, accompanied with tacky white trainers and a cap balacned on top their heads.
Females also wear tracksuit bottoms, but sport much more unattractive, usaully dirty tops that are 3 sizes to small. The hair is always dirty/greasy and is either pulled in to a ponytail so tight that wrinkles are forms on the forehead or it is left dangling down limply.
Always watch out for either the cheap or very expensive (but always tacky and ugly) gold jewellery.
If you are confronted by a chav, (this will always be when other chavs are around, as they hope to attract a mate or gain admiration), just use any word with 3 syllables or above, and walk away when the look of confusion and anger spread across their face.
Chavs seem to have developed there own language due to the fact they cannot understand nor learn the traditional proper English like rest of the country.
Both chav males and females usually have more than 1 partner, indulging in random bursts of sexual acts at local bus stops, outside shops and in banged up but 'pimped out' old cars.
You can easily spot a Chav by their hilarious yet disturbing appearance.
Males consist of tracksuit bottoms and a baggy Fred Perry sweatshirt, accompanied with tacky white trainers and a cap balacned on top their heads.
Females also wear tracksuit bottoms, but sport much more unattractive, usaully dirty tops that are 3 sizes to small. The hair is always dirty/greasy and is either pulled in to a ponytail so tight that wrinkles are forms on the forehead or it is left dangling down limply.
Always watch out for either the cheap or very expensive (but always tacky and ugly) gold jewellery.
If you are confronted by a chav, (this will always be when other chavs are around, as they hope to attract a mate or gain admiration), just use any word with 3 syllables or above, and walk away when the look of confusion and anger spread across their face.
Chav language:
Chav 1: 'Ere ya gimp. Got a fag?
Chav 2: Nah, ye dik'ead. Dant call mi a gimp.
How to get away from a conflict with a Chav:
Chav 1: 'Ere mate. Got 'ny dosh?
Person: Do you meen money? No sorry, I don't.
Chav 1: Well let us check ya pockets.
Person: What? No!
Chav 1: Why? Ya sayin' I'm dodgy or summet? Ya fuckin' Emo!
Chav 2: Yeah mate! Kick 'is 'ead in!
Chav 3: Whay! Fuckin' get in there ma son!
Chav 1: Yeah, I fink I'll giv ya a smack just t' teach ya not to fuck 'bout wit' me!
Person: Very well, assault me if it will give you satisfaction. But it will not change the undeniable fact that you, my socially and academically challenged friend, will amount to no more than drug dealer or at best a McDonalds worker in your pathetic life.
Chav 1: (black stare) Ya fuckin' what? (To other chavs) What did this bell-end sniffa' jus' say ta me?
Chav 2: 'Avent a fuckin' clue.
Chav 3: He used to many, like fuckin', school words or summet.
(Person walks away unharmed while the gaggle of chavs continue to argue.)
Chav 1: 'Ere ya gimp. Got a fag?
Chav 2: Nah, ye dik'ead. Dant call mi a gimp.
How to get away from a conflict with a Chav:
Chav 1: 'Ere mate. Got 'ny dosh?
Person: Do you meen money? No sorry, I don't.
Chav 1: Well let us check ya pockets.
Person: What? No!
Chav 1: Why? Ya sayin' I'm dodgy or summet? Ya fuckin' Emo!
Chav 2: Yeah mate! Kick 'is 'ead in!
Chav 3: Whay! Fuckin' get in there ma son!
Chav 1: Yeah, I fink I'll giv ya a smack just t' teach ya not to fuck 'bout wit' me!
Person: Very well, assault me if it will give you satisfaction. But it will not change the undeniable fact that you, my socially and academically challenged friend, will amount to no more than drug dealer or at best a McDonalds worker in your pathetic life.
Chav 1: (black stare) Ya fuckin' what? (To other chavs) What did this bell-end sniffa' jus' say ta me?
Chav 2: 'Avent a fuckin' clue.
Chav 3: He used to many, like fuckin', school words or summet.
(Person walks away unharmed while the gaggle of chavs continue to argue.)
by bubblegummel February 7, 2008
Get the chavmug. low class shits who have nothing better to do than start crap with people who arent like themselves and steal stuff they cant afford.
the number of gold chains they have around their neck sums up to be more then their IQ.
they also have their own lingo that nobody can actually understand.
the number of gold chains they have around their neck sums up to be more then their IQ.
they also have their own lingo that nobody can actually understand.
by chelsie34 August 6, 2007
Get the chavmug. A lower order of the ape family, living in colonies of anywhere above 2. Can be seen at dusk moving towards a McDonalds or similar. Often spotted marking territory on playgrounds or confronting members of the public in search of the resources to create fire. Favourite pastimes include:
-Using a mobile to record anything more illegal than kicking a lamp post
-Searching for "beef"
-Claiming that a member of the public "called their mum"
-Claiming that a member of the public "looked at them"
-Applying a burberry pattern wherever possible
-Smoking anything intoxicating, up to and including anthorax
-Drinking anything intoxicating, up to and including petrol
-Inhaling anything intoxicating, up to and including napalm
-Impregnating the female of the species - the chavette, who are only suitable for fertilising up to the age of 16
-Using a mobile to record anything more illegal than kicking a lamp post
-Searching for "beef"
-Claiming that a member of the public "called their mum"
-Claiming that a member of the public "looked at them"
-Applying a burberry pattern wherever possible
-Smoking anything intoxicating, up to and including anthorax
-Drinking anything intoxicating, up to and including petrol
-Inhaling anything intoxicating, up to and including napalm
-Impregnating the female of the species - the chavette, who are only suitable for fertilising up to the age of 16
by themuseicman May 15, 2006
Get the chavmug. by Haruspex August 9, 2008
Get the chavmug. Council Houses And Violence:
Term used to describe people who think hanging round childrens play areas, stations, pubs (because they can't get in) and supermarkets is cool.
7 defining characteristics of a chav:
1) Wear caps which half hang off their head, usually burberry or nike tn
2) Illiterate
3) Socks are tucked into trouser (very cool!!)
4) Put on fake east london accents, to try and sound ghetto
5) Have fake gold ring, ear rings and chains
6) Listen to shit music
7) Start fights with just about anyone
Term used to describe people who think hanging round childrens play areas, stations, pubs (because they can't get in) and supermarkets is cool.
7 defining characteristics of a chav:
1) Wear caps which half hang off their head, usually burberry or nike tn
2) Illiterate
3) Socks are tucked into trouser (very cool!!)
4) Put on fake east london accents, to try and sound ghetto
5) Have fake gold ring, ear rings and chains
6) Listen to shit music
7) Start fights with just about anyone
by jimbo May 13, 2005
Get the chavmug. Remember that dude/dudette standing on a street corner, with a bottle of Strongbow in one hand, a packet of Kingsize Lamburt and Butler in the other, weighed down with ridiculously oversized gold chains? He/She was stood there with their little Chavvy mates trying to look tough and terrorising old grandpeoples?
Rivals with Emo's, Moshers, Goths, etc.
Also, Queen of the Chavs is Kerry Katona.
Rivals with Emo's, Moshers, Goths, etc.
Also, Queen of the Chavs is Kerry Katona.
by BoyObsessive=] May 6, 2009
Get the Chavmug.