chap

by zubayr January 24, 2010
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'ol chap

This is an oldie word....it means an old friend...
How ya doin 'ol chap? or Where to 'ol chap? (Where do you want to go)
by *princess* September 24, 2005
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Chap Slap

When a male moves rapidly i.e. jogs, runs, or gallops at a fast rate and their testicles and/or penis hits their inner thigh area (unilaterally or bilaterally, depending on which way you lean and how fast you're moving) creating a 'SLAP' noise that can be heard by others.

Cause:
Commonly by not wearing any supporting undergarments (i.e. underpants) which allows the gonads to move free-flowingly.

Action:
Wear underpants or some other type of supporting undergarment (stupid)

WARNING!! Can be painful!

N.B. Through recent study it has been noted that women can also suffer from a female equivalent of 'chap slap'.
However, more studies have to be conducted in order to confirm the origins of the 'SLAP' noise.
Scientists are unsure whether it originates from the genitals, buttocks thighs or overtly large and gravitationally affected mammary tissue(s).

Biologically female candidates will be required for a forthcoming study - Sadly, due to poor sponsorship, candidates will not be rewarded for their efforts.
Yeah Nan. I know. I ran up the stairs the other day to go get my wanky blanky and i got chap slap. It was well loud!! Bloody hurt as well!!
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Lip Chap

A unisex lip balm that keeps the lips moist but not glossy!
Saaphyri from Flavor of love 2/ Charm School...first offered a girl "lip Chap" and the girl didnt want none.Now Saaphyri has her own line of Lip Chap!
by nionci February 14, 2008
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chapped corn

A swollen and irritated anus caused by any number of maladies, including anal sex, greasy bowel movements, or dirty thongs. Also used metaphorically to imply being beaten down my life's injustices, as in "my boss is such a dick. I need a drink cuz the work week left my corn chapped and swollen."
There's no fucking way I can go dancing tonight. My chapped corn is rawer than a shaved clitoris.
by Droogie Toogie August 21, 2012
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chap smearing

The act of smearing chapstick over a lightglobe, turning it on, and watching it melt. Done by people with no life and too much chapstick. Mainly sugar-high teens
Whoah...that is some pretty hardcore melting
yeah, this is chap smearing to the extreme.
by Mullac February 29, 2008
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Owens Chap

Person that never shuts up and talks pure bullshit
Wow, Cam is such a gibbering idiot. He’s acting like Owens Chap
by Gecko lizard February 11, 2019
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