Caffeine Purgatory

The feeling of having had too much coffee or caffeine, while simultaneously feeling you haven't had enough. Wired, yet wasted.

1. "Ey bro, one more cup' a joe and I'll be tweaking but wake me up if I crash on the sofa, a'ight? I'm in Caffeine Purgatory!"

by stef22 June 4, 2013

Chaffy

Cute, talkative, funny, adventurous

Emily gets chaffy when she drinks white claws

by isaac2000 October 17, 2019

Chaffus

A rash caused by friction by a learning surfer. He thought he heard the word chafe but came up with chaffus.

“Before we go surfing, can you get the stuff that helps me not get chaffus”

by j-pizzle June 27, 2020

caffiending

the absolute need for caffeine intake. normally occurs in the morning before anything deemed productive can take place.

Khump: "i can't concentrate right now, i'm totally caffiending"

BLaz: "get out of my office and go to the starbucks across the street"

by Khump January 5, 2011

Chafe Nutts

1. a douchey retarded guy who thinks he is bad ass even though he can barley bench 85 pounds. it is also a football term for an insanely bad receiver that can not catch worth a shit and thinks he is the best

2. an irritating sensation in the genital area of men caused by chaffing of the testicals

oh no i have the chafe nutts

by skeet67 November 10, 2012

Caffiend

1 - A person hopelessly addicted to caffeine

2 - A person who has consumed caffeine to the point of becoming non-functional

1 - "Dude, it's 10am and that's like your fifth cup of coffee!" "I know, I'm a caffiend and cannot function without it."

2 - "Dude! Did you see Rhonda? She talking 93 mph and started dancing in her cube!" "Yeah... She's a caffiend today."

by Mighty Wombat September 13, 2013

caffeining up

Drinking one cup of caffeine after the other to keep yourself awake to survive a long day at work.

Komal has been caffeining up all day.

Hey stop caffeining up, you wouldn't be able to fall asleep otherwise.

by yogapranam March 16, 2014