cracks in the ceiling panels

In the male (and possibly female) restrooms of high schools, cheap ceiling panels can be pushed aside. This allows students to climb up into the ceiling (usually by using the handles in the handi-capped stall) where they can smoke weed during lunch. Should not be attempted by students over 300 pounds.

"Dude! There's people in the ceiling!"
"Cracks in the ceiling panels, man. Cracks in the ceiling panels."

by cpoc December 9, 2003

Chuckstrich

by-product of Chuck Norris getting totally wasted and fucking an ostrich

"Man, the chuckstrich is so rare."
"Fuck you i don't care."

by julian_boredom January 9, 2008

chuckstyle

A way of life. A man's attributes, actions, beliefs, and style that allow him to excel with attractive members of the opposite sex. Based on the life of a unique Canadian renowned for his sexual prowess.

An average man - 5.5 inches; Chuckstyle - 8.3 inches.
Most men - Got Milk; Chuckstyle - Got Girth.
"Supersize it please" is the same as "Chuckstyle that would you."

by K Craig October 4, 2005

Naked chicks

A response of agreement used when your buddy comes up with an exceptional idea or plan. Said as if you were wishing hot naked chicks to just appear and congratulate your bud by seductively rubbing themselves all over him. Not to be used sarcastically. But if used sarcastically, I guess it'd be ugly naked chicks. Ewww.

Buddy, "It'd be faster if we stop digging this pit with our hands and start using shovels, maybe even get a backhoe."

You, "Naked chicks, dude!"

by Jojobeed November 30, 2010

chickshit

crappy books written by and for women ...chicklit can be good, chickshit never is

Eat Pray Love is a self-indulgent example of the rampant chickshit on the literary market these days.

by mllp April 26, 2008

horn checks

haha you looked up what horn checks are it literally means nothing

i heard they rip horn checks in new york

by hansle August 16, 2019

Chanksploon

A SWEAR word commonly used instead of Fuck to hide from others you swearing. The origin of this word is from a place called Amazingphil. You could call someone a ChanksploonER if say you wanted to describe them as a BITCH,CUNT,WANKER and PRICK.

Steven:"What up Chanksplooner."
Blobby:".........(crying)"

by Danielbilbo November 18, 2016