Centipede

The collective noun for a group of shopping trolleys

Gosh Lucy, look at that giant centipede of shopping trolleys

by SparkyGB March 24, 2022

Mog Centipede

A form of hypertonic osmosis. Typically involving 3 or more persons, a mog centipede is as it sounds; although individuals involved commonly contain a lot of muscle mass or are highly aesthetic. Supposedly it can incubate the pituitary gland to secrete more HGH.

“David Laid, CBum and Von Moger hit the most biblical Mog Centipede last week man, I would do some disgusting things to even glimpse at that Mog Centipede for half a second”

by JefferySeid May 28, 2022

Bored as a Centipede

So very bored, utterly left with nothing to do

Ryan: Hey buddy! How are you?
David: im bored as a centipede, like, i have nothing to do right now ughghhhhhh
Ryan: I’m sorry, dear friend

by SpiderExpert43 September 21, 2023

Korean Centipede

When a Korean man sucks a shit out of someone's arse and then proceeds to shit out the shit on their behalf.

You hear about the guys in the local brothel?

Apparently their signature move is the Korean Centipede

by OneKLives March 1, 2021

Slovakian Centipede

Slovakian traffic cone, but sewn to a Butthole and so on and so forth. Think the human centipede with the Slovakian traffic cone in between each human.

Man, the Navy Chiefs invited me to the right-hand-man event, but I’m worried that they are just trying to execute a Slovakian Centipede and need more bodies.

by E54evah June 9, 2023

Anal Centipede

I line of people standing, a person at the front takes a penis in the butthole, and then the person doing that takes a penis in the butthole, and then so on it goes to the end, where that man gets a jolly time and doesn't get penetrated.

Derek - "Me and the boys were doing the Anal Centipede the other night"
Phil - "Where were you? Front, middle or back?"
Derek - "Middle, you know me. Action on both ends"
Dave - "What the fuck? Are you a homosexual?"
Derek - "Of course not, I'm a homiesexual"

by MudderFukcer March 24, 2021

Circle jerk centipede

It is a gay circle that involves 10 men. To begin the first man has anal sex with the second. The second proceeds to blow the third man. The third man is jerking off the 4th while the 4th is fisting the 5th. The 5th then gives a rim job to 6th then the 6th gets ridden by the 7th. Number 7th is getting face fucked by the 8th. Number 8 is getting fisted by number 9 is getting a foot job by 10 and finally number ten is sucking number 1's balls.

Damn man Jessica walked in on me and the boys having a circle jerk centipede.

by Feenyx69420 June 27, 2020