centimeter-peter

an extremely small penis

That dude has a centimeter-peter!

by SheyVonna May 30, 2006

centipeding

having sex with one hundred women

A centennial is 100 years, because centipeding means having sex with 100 women

by bubchub October 2, 2010

centimeter pener

means someone who has a really small penis

Josh: i hate to say this but i got a centimeter pener

by dlow12 May 4, 2007

Centipedo

Same as a pedofile except in an insect form. A picture below is a example taken in a nuclear lab of what these little guys can look like. Be careful. You might have one in your house!

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I have a "centipedo" in my pants!!! HELP

by DanTheManWithThePlanYetWithout November 19, 2018

Human Centipeding

The act of three people engaged in the act of eating the butthole of the person in front of them. The person in front is known as position 1, with the numbers increasing down the line. More than three people is possible, but is strong discouraged.

It was good, until the other three people started human centipeding all over the place.

by thisistotallynotmyname May 19, 2011

Human CentiPad

The Human CentiPad is a fictional creation in the season premier of season 15 of South Park. It is a play on the creation of an evil German plastic surgeon and the movie The Human Centipede, in which three people are joined together A2M in order to make a creature with one gastral tract.

The Human CentiPad is the same as mentioned above, but has an iPhone attached to the fact and iPad attached to the rectum. Kyle Broflovski forms the infamous "middle piece." It has 3G capabilities and does not know how to read. It prefers cuttlefish and burritos as its main source of food.

Since Eric Cartman was f*cked by his mom in a Best Buy, Steve Jobs decided to give Eric the first ever Human CentiPad.

by GerblesGerbles123 May 21, 2011

centerpedefile

'somone who prefers to get their kicks from masturbatin with centerpedes' 'pretty sick'

'Yew freak how could u masturbate usin that .....thing?! Yeew centerpedefile!!

by Aaron James February 19, 2007