Captchalogue

To store or gather small to medium sized objects. Has the same meaning as "Take" or "Obtain" but is cooler and sounds more fun to say.
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Created by Andrew Hussie for use in MS paint adventures

You captchalogue the super tasty and delicious sandwich.
Fool, you can't captchalogue a car unless you're King Kong!!!

by Hunterinabox June 29, 2011

Catching The Crazy Turkey

To have sex.

I hear Bill was catching the crazy turkey with Jess last night.

by /r/RoosterTeeth December 13, 2014

Catch a fade

Asking for a ass whipping

Keep messing with me and your goona catch a fade

by [e-mail] August 4, 2018

Catch 20-Poo

Dilemma which occurs when you need to shit but are far away from the nearest toilet. Running will get you there faster but the natural laxative qualities of running will make you want to shit more. Walking doesn't make you want to shit nearly as much but it takes you twice as long to get to the toilet. Hence, you are caught in a Catch 20-Poo.

"I went jogging the other day and about a half mile from home I got caught in a Catch 20-Poo".

by wendyclark July 11, 2010

catch a z

Catnap /relest/sleep very short time

I try to catch a z at lunch hour at wotl

by lizguitarlessons November 23, 2015

catch a body

to have murdered someone

"Niggaz be runnin through the block shootin
Time to start the revolution, catch a body head for Houston..." - Nas

see, he's talking about killing someone and then leaving to houston to evade the consequences....

by hip hop head July 26, 2006

catch shit

To receive excessive blame for

Whenever I forget to take out the trash, I catch shit from my mom.

by richard dot com February 26, 2007