Someone who is subservient to the capitalist class and will defend and serve them at all costs for just the possibility of a crumb of capital.
Synonymous with "bootlicker"
Synonymous with "bootlicker"
"oh here's Tim comes again to the defense of Disney even though they're refusing to pay 100,000 of their workers, what a capital SIMP"
by Noramonicom April 22, 2020
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Spencer voted no on forming a union because he is a Cuck for Capitalism and said his union dues are money that could buy a PS5.
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This little saying is used by Capital Letter Lovers, probably just like yourself!! Have fun with it; and remember to “Live, Laugh, Capital letter” my uppercase lovers
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Get the Live, Laugh, Capital Letter mug.A hip-hop dance group from Washington, DC, winners of 3rd place in the 2005 Culture Shock Bustagroove Dance Competition.
"The purpose of the CAPITAL FUNK is to promote growth, awareness, respect, commitment, and entertainment of the hip hop culture within the George Washington University and the Washington, DC area. CAPITAL FUNK promotes the unity of humankind from all backgrounds through dance and hiphop."
"The purpose of the CAPITAL FUNK is to promote growth, awareness, respect, commitment, and entertainment of the hip hop culture within the George Washington University and the Washington, DC area. CAPITAL FUNK promotes the unity of humankind from all backgrounds through dance and hiphop."
by Joseph Bayot July 16, 2008
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An individual who believes in anarcho-capitalism would cringe at the thought of watching a Michael Moore documentary.
by Pirate Rothbard November 6, 2009
Get the anarcho-capitalism mug.When one is in a situation that is so abhorrent that it couldn't possibly get any worse. The phrase "screwed with a capital S" just does not cut it when describing how horrible it is.
Person 1: Hey, man, you're twitching. What the hells wrong?
Person 2: Oh nothing, JUST MY LAPTOP CONTAINING MY 500 PAGE THESIS ON THE CURRENT GLOBAL ECONOMY CRASHED AND ITS DUE TOMORROW.. ya know, the usual shit
Person 1: Wow.. that sucks, dude.
Person 2: I know. Im screwed with a capital FUCK!!!
Person 2: Oh nothing, JUST MY LAPTOP CONTAINING MY 500 PAGE THESIS ON THE CURRENT GLOBAL ECONOMY CRASHED AND ITS DUE TOMORROW.. ya know, the usual shit
Person 1: Wow.. that sucks, dude.
Person 2: I know. Im screwed with a capital FUCK!!!
by xx<3Katie<3xx December 23, 2009
Get the screwed with a capital FUCK mug.Sexual slang for having sexual activity with a condom, then after ejaculation, the male gives the condom to the female who "swallows" the contents.
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