canceltheo

canceltheo (aka fia) is the sweetest person ever and is so beautiful. and she’s also funny asf😫🙌 WE <3 FIA

OMG did you see what canceltheo posted?
canceltheo is literally the sweetest i love her sm!

by swagmaster1000 <3 June 26, 2021

It can't cure cancer

A statement made by dumb people regarding scientific and medical research or progress. Due to the individuals lack of understanding, they assume that diverting resources to scientific pursuits is pointless unless its about solving a problem like curing a disease.

Who cares about funding NASA's next space project, it can't cure cancer or anything important.

by Stan Rezaee June 8, 2016

Drftn 4 Cancer

An organization meant for the sole duty to cure cancer while drftn in their automobiles. Members often end their sentences with a "son or a yeah son".

Mr. L. Corey: Are you Drftn 4 Cancer son.

Me: Why only but of course son.

Mr. L. Corey: Its a good cause isn't son.

Me: Yeah son.

by thefearlessleaderofPLTW April 19, 2010

cancer-stick

harmfull tobacco rolled in paper with a useless filter at the end. chock full of nicotine and other shit that will lung rape you in the future. proven marijuana is less hurtful then cancer-sticks COUGHcigarettesCOUGH COUGH omigawd i need a fix because i'm a spineless pussy and i'm spending $60 a week on cigarettes. those of you who quit bless your souls, those of you who quit for 2 days and get back on it, and do this repeatedly...grow a back bone if i can stop smoking cigarettes you can to.

-COUGH COOOUUUGHH COOUGH
-for fucks sake put that cancer-stick out
-shuddap you people the reason i smoke cigarettes
-no it's because your weak ass fucking gave into peer pressure like a BITCH!!!

by deejaysjoosijays April 23, 2007

cancer

One disease to rule them all. Anything and everything causes cancer nowadays, which is somewhat depressing. There is no true cure for any form of cancer, but there just might be if the human race would stop warring with itself and concentrate on destroying diseases instead.

My God! Jimmy! Stay away from the sun! It causes CANCER! My God! Jimmy! Don't eat that! It causes CANCER! MY God! Jimmy! Don't breathe in school! IT CAUSES CANCER!

by The Smexorcist April 24, 2005

Bieber Cancer

When Bieber Fever is so excessive, that there is no cure. Can be found in multiple girls aged 5-40.

Signs of Bieber Cancer are:
1. Knowing every single Justin Bieber song ever written
2. Constantly talking about him
3. Believing that he is in love with you
Unlike other cancers, Bieber Cancer is contagious.
If you or someone you know are showing signs of Bieber Cancer, please contact a medical professional.

Carol- "OMG I just bought this JB poster! He's sooooo hot! And his haircut is sooooo cute!"
Sawyer- "Wow, she has serious Bieber Fever."
John Michael- "Its worse. Its freaking Bieber Cancer."

by meisfreakinamazin March 20, 2011

fucking cancer

absolute worst type of fucking aids and cancer squared

"this class is fucking cancer"

by dankgod69 June 29, 2016