cancer

an adjective used to describe someone incredibly dumb, so dumb it'll cause you to lose all of your remaining brain cells.

person a: your mom: has big ugly gay
person b: you're cancer
person a: i know

by imnotafurrry May 16, 2018

cancer

fortnite

i have cancer

by coolcreeper June 1, 2018

cancer

funniest thing in the world

it so funny when young children die of cancer omegalul

by HA LIBBY SLITS HER WRIST February 22, 2019

cancer

something that kill your grandmother

she is already dead dude that is the magic of cancer

by fuckyoubitch616 January 21, 2018

Cancer

The biggest opponent of the human evolution: emojis... they're like cavepaintings in 21st centuary

Person 1: *Send's a text, with a cancer*
Person 2: *fucking dies*
Person 1: 'This is so sad *sad cancer*

by fapboy June 13, 2018

cancer

Tik Tok

oh boy do I have cancer!

by when will the pain stop November 16, 2020

Cancer

What I get when my sister sings.

Sister: LET IT GO! LET IT GO! CAN'T HOLD IT BACK ANYMORE
Me: STOP YOU'RE GIVING ME CANCER

by Big_Sussy_Amogus November 30, 2021