Calvin

A stalker and a paedophile.

Always carries a roll of duck-tape and a box of lock-pics.

If he puts on his hood on, run.

Person 1: "Did you see Calvin?"

Person 2:"Yeah but luckily his hood wasn't on"

Person 3:"I saw him raping David yesterday"

by MIHAJA January 15, 2020

Calvinism

A theological system made up by Augustine of Hippo, further systematized by the arriving of John Calvin. It teaches double-predestination; fatalism.

Argues for Calvinism with a Christian predestined to argue against Calvinism.

by PourSonFils.com August 13, 2014

Calvin and Hobbes

Jesus or an Orgasm in a book. The closest equivalent of this is sex or bingeing on several pounds of chocolate, cookie dough, McDonalds, and several joints.

Never argue with a six year old who shaves.

by purple jesus June 28, 2005

calvin goldspink

weehee look at me; sam is a loser (L)

calvin goldspink thinks sam is a loer

by toesocksfuxer April 7, 2005

Calvin

A godlike ramen cooker.

Wow, have you seen Calvin? His ramen is really good.

by paintingYourFaceRn October 14, 2018

calvin

literally the cutest human ever everyone should love him bc he’s literally the best don’t feel special the calvin reading this it wasn’t for you

look it’s calvin i wish i was like him

by layla:(: April 30, 2020

calvino

Calvino is a God he is very funny and he is very smart he doesnt take shit from no won he's shy when he meets new people he is great with the ladies

Omg I just met this guy Calvin but everyone calls him calvino he must be a god

by Vaper god May 15, 2018