Calculator Phone

A mobile phone in technology terms, considered to be "Pre-historic" - A mobile phone so old it doesnt even have a camera on it!

Look at that guy there using his "Calculator Phone" - That thing is so old it has moss growing on it!

by Brendan Thomas December 25, 2007

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Cellular motorboating

Utilizing a cellular device to engage in the act of motorboating.

Phone conversation:

Ring, Ring
Sam: "Hello"
Erin: "Hey buddy, how are you?"
Sam: "Good, what up?"
Erin: "Dude, put your phone on Karen's tits and rub it back and forth."
Sam: "Dude, what's wrong with you?...but ok"
Erin: "Haaaa"
Sam: "Dude are you really cellular motorboating my girlfriend?"

by Hampton's Finest 2 August 16, 2012

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calculated risk

A chance taken after careful estimation of the probable outcome.

Taking their dispute to arbitration was definitely a calculated risk .

by santidal December 20, 2013

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Cellular Smile

Cellular Smile

Seeing the reaction to an amusing e-mail or text. Grin prompted by smart phone stimulation.

From across the room, Sallys face glowed a CELLULAR SMILE as she viewed her Galaxy4.

by RSWIM21 August 1, 2014

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calculator

A mathematical instrument used to solve problems.
Also used to make a pattern, which, upside down, make words.

John: Hey look what I did with my calculator!
Jack: Yeah, great job buddy! It reads, "BOOBLESS". (55378008)

Math Teacher: Hey! What's that? Fivefivethreeseveneightzerozeroeight?

The boys were never seen again. Last known location: detention.

by yoloswagmlg December 1, 2014

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