tortoiseshell calico cat

Fairly cute cats but can be assholes. Usually act nice when they know you better

"dude I got a tortoiseshell Calico cat"
"Be careful, it might scratch or bite you"

by Master bay shan July 10, 2021

Double-clicking the Mouse

female masterbation; rubbing clitoris for pleasure and/or orgasm

I can only reach orgasm by Double-Clicking the Mouse.

by hgt876 April 25, 2009

Calico

Actually Calico is a U.S. weapons manufacturer. The weapon you are thinking of is the model 950 which is made by Calico. It uses a two part roller rocker bolt with a cylinder style magazine sitting on top. It usually holds 50 rounds however a 100 round version is available. Another close cousin to the model 950 is the 960A which is a submachine gun version which fires from a closed bolt position and is approximately twice the 950's length. Both weapons use the same magazine however.

People better stop getting their definitions of Calico from 50cent songs.

by James February 21, 2007

Clicking hand

The hand a person, generally male, uses to operate a computer to browse pornography, whilst masturbating with the other. This is to avoid the spread of anything from the genitals to the mouse and keyboard.

The hand in question will ideally never touch the genitals, and can therefore be used to click a computer mouse, or type on a keyboard, whilst keeping the desk and computer area as hygenic as possible.

It took me ages to type www.youporn.com, because I could only use my clicking hand.

My mum walked in on me wanking the other night. She caught me with one hand stroking my bishop, and my clicking hand clasped firmly on the mouse.

by wazzaaaaap June 27, 2009

double click your mouse

when a girl masturbates

Do you double click your mouse?

by c8lin May 21, 2003

Go click a cow

An interjection of angry dismissal. Used to tell someone to go away, with an implication of strong impatience and disgust.

Derived from the cult Facebook game Cow Clicker.

Rosewitha kept sending me these damned FarmVille invitations, so I finally told her to go click a cow.

by saladandwaffles January 18, 2011

click click bang

click click bang is a game where the person who is it, points at people in the group going "click, click, bang" or just "click" and "bang" in any order. When they're done, they say "Who died?" The first person to talk dies. You play until everyone knows how people die. Its really funny and really annoying.

Jess: Let's play click click bang! *pointing* "Click, Click, Bang, Click, Bang, Click, Click! Who died?"
Mary: "Um... Lea?"
Lea: "MARY YOU DIED!!"
Mary: "What? How??"

by thenamesjes December 9, 2008