Cram

An unfortunate situation, event, or bind; to screw over or get screwed over. Can be used in lighthearted or serious situations.

"Dude, the teacher gave us extra homework over the weekend; what a cram." "Bro, we got crammed last night at work. So many freaking customers came in during the last ten minutes". "Welp, looks like democracy has died. That's a mega-cram for sure."

by anonymous September 24, 2025

cram

to have sex

John: I crammed a shorty I met at the club her friend wants to get put on with you
Mike: bet bro she gonna let me cram too?

by 414bandzzzzz July 10, 2022

Face Cram

To post on someone's Facebook Wall repetitively. Almost like spam but more tasteful.

Emma: Thanks for face cramming my Wall yesterday. I got five notifications all from you.

Sydney: Oh, you're welcome.
Evan: Why didn't you face cram my Wall then? I enjoy the spam.

by Wotcha Rosay November 10, 2010

crammed camel

Crammed in camel ass usually wedged in good and tight.

Lawerence loves crammed camel..

by Big daddy tyrese November 22, 2016

CRAM

When someone or something gets hit really hard/destroyed.

*Tom Brady getting his ACL destroyed by Bernard Pollard

Me: CRAM!

by oTDAWGo October 15, 2021

cram hard

Someone named Cam a.k.a. cock bugler that is so gay that he is called a new more queer name.

Cam woke up with no clothes on and making gay comments, so Michal called him cram hard, and it was damn necessary.

by PeePee December 10, 2003

neck-cram

Akin to bellybutton lint but in the neck. Food and other debris that gets stuck between the rolls under the neck of an overweight person or baby.

After dinner, my toddler was full of neck-cram.
You must be sure to clean out your neck-cram to avoid smelling.

by ZoBirdie August 27, 2013