Can I have the amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
How much wood COULD a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
How much wood COULD a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
by WoodchuckBeaverMustelid December 06, 2018
According to most people, a stupid phrase that means the opposite of what's intended.
According to a few people, a sarcastic way to say you really couldn't care less.
Probably what was originally intended is a phrase like "I could give a shit," just a little more subtle than "I don't give a shit." Or "I could give a damn." So they could care less, but they still don't care.
According to a few people, a sarcastic way to say you really couldn't care less.
Probably what was originally intended is a phrase like "I could give a shit," just a little more subtle than "I don't give a shit." Or "I could give a damn." So they could care less, but they still don't care.
Melissa: But we have to hurry back or we'll miss the final of American Idol!
Sam: I could care less about that, just as long as we don't miss Glee!
Sam: I could care less about that, just as long as we don't miss Glee!
by Olypoly June 27, 2011
how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
it would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could, if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
it would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could, if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
by amanderrrrrrr March 18, 2008
The Day We Could Have Stopped It! —
Experts are warning AI could lead to human extinction. Are we taking it seriously enough?
On May 31st 2023 we could have stopped it. We knew we could have stopped it; but, we didn’t.
And, at some point “Skynet” will become “self aware”.
And while we’re at it, if we ever find any extraterrestrial life forms, we shouldn’t bring it onto a ship; or bring it to planet earth.
I’ve seen the movies. These things never end well.
Experts are warning AI could lead to human extinction. Are we taking it seriously enough?
On May 31st 2023 we could have stopped it. We knew we could have stopped it; but, we didn’t.
And, at some point “Skynet” will become “self aware”.
And while we’re at it, if we ever find any extraterrestrial life forms, we shouldn’t bring it onto a ship; or bring it to planet earth.
I’ve seen the movies. These things never end well.
Wednesday May 31st 2023: The Day We Could Have Stopped It!” — scientist are warning that proposed Artificial Intelligence technology could cause the extinction of the human race.
And yet we persist in its development.
Didn’t anyone see the movie?
And yet we persist in its development.
Didn’t anyone see the movie?
by Mind Hunter the Profiler May 31, 2023
A sarcastic phrase meaning "as if I could care less about this."
Stupid people often complain about this phrase, insisting that "I couldn't care less" should be used instead. This is because they fail to realize that "I could care less" is an appropriate and historically popular idiom that dates back to the 1960s.
The very same morons will probably tell you, "But if you could care less, that means you actually cared about it at least a little bit in the first place." That is because the sarcasm is lost on them. Should you hear this, just smile and enjoy knowing that you are speaking to someone of low intelligence.
Stupid people often complain about this phrase, insisting that "I couldn't care less" should be used instead. This is because they fail to realize that "I could care less" is an appropriate and historically popular idiom that dates back to the 1960s.
The very same morons will probably tell you, "But if you could care less, that means you actually cared about it at least a little bit in the first place." That is because the sarcasm is lost on them. Should you hear this, just smile and enjoy knowing that you are speaking to someone of low intelligence.
Pete: "Did you hear? Jenny got AIDS!"
Reggie: "I could care less, man."
Pete: "Haha, you mean 'I couldn't care less.'"
Reggie: "No I don't. You're retarded."
Reggie: "I could care less, man."
Pete: "Haha, you mean 'I couldn't care less.'"
Reggie: "No I don't. You're retarded."
by derrickwayne May 15, 2011
The thing you say when you're about to do something really stupid that will, without question, go wrong.
by Derpalina January 16, 2013
by sjjs2 October 24, 2008