Cookie Orgasm

Recieving a cookie and consuming it, followed by many "MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM"s and sexual noises and faces.

boy: are you going to eat that cookie?
girl: yep. *breaks off bit of cookie and stuffs into mouth* MMMMMMMMMMMM! OHYEAH!!! *makes orgasm face*
boy: whoa. what?
girl: that is one good cookie. mmm. oh. yes.
boy: let me try. *eats bit of cookie* OHYEAHBABY! MMMMMM!!!!!!!!
girl: it's. so. grand.
boy: cookie orgasm going on here. mmmmmmmmm.

by grandlittlebit April 13, 2011

feather cookie

Inserting a feather into a mans ass then bending it up front to tickle his balls.

My ass kinda hurts after I got that Feather Cookie last night.

by Frank the Tank October 22, 2004

Joke Cookie

Someone who often makes jokes or is funny. Can be used as a reply when someone makes a dad joke.

Tom: “why did the mushroom go to the party? ..because he was a fun-guy”

Charlie: “oh Tom, you’re such a joke cookie”

by Flying Tofu Monster December 26, 2020

Strawberry Crepe Cookie

The best, cutest cookie in cookie run kingdom. They could nearly kill me with their robots and I’d still apologize for touching their wafflebots (NOT IN A WEIRD WAY YOU PERVERTS CREPE IS A MINOR)

I’m trying to max out Strawberry Crepe Cookie right now

by cure.passions.harp December 28, 2021

smoking cookie

smoking "cookie" refers to Girl Scout Cookies, or GSC, is an OG Kush and Durban Poison hybrid cross whose reputation grew too large to stay within the borders of its California homeland.

smoking cookie: Raindrop, drop top (drop top) Smokin' on cookie in the hotbox (cookie)

by Phil E Street February 1, 2017

Choking off

To intentionally strangle oneself manually or assisted by accessories, in an attempt to heighten sexual pleasure whilst stimulating one's own genitals

Person 1: Jimmy's been really cross lately
Person 2: Yeah he has - I heard he's been taking a break from choking off!
Person 1: let's hope he bumps those numbers up ASAP

*two people watch a child fall*
Person 1: Hey man! Can I borrow your belt
Person 2: Yes, definitely! May I ask why?
Person 2: I think I need to choke off to this later!

by notdale March 1, 2019

statement cookie

a fortune cookie that doesn't actually have a fortune in it, instead they package it with a lame statement like; Versatility is one of your greatest features.

Guy 1: Heh, what does you fortune cookie say?
Guy 2: Its not a fortune cookie its a goddamn statement cookie, it reads, " To understand a man, you must listen to his words."
Guy 1: Duh that's not only a statement, but its fucking obvious, more like a douche cookie.

by Crunchyness October 2, 2007