He’s a fat ugly cow who gets raped and railed by huge hordes of big black men like it’s plants vs zombies 2 dark ages, and whenever he sees a big perky black male he will latch onto their penis like a baby cow suckling on its mothers teet for sustenance, once finished with that, he has a tendency to wonder into his natural habitat (recycling plant) and once he’s in there he will find the most electric generating car battery possible and connect said battery to his huge Peperoni nipples and then turn it on and light himself up like it’s the 4th of July in 1989.
Another fun fact about this raging homosexual is that he has been known to conspire with sexual predators like Nathan fellows and adolf Hitler in his prime. The little goblin child is also an informant for the schools gestapo agency where he reports any none nazi behavior straight to his big perky sugar daddy mr khan.
The little creature who resembles the rake from popular creepy pastas is about 4,3 in height but also 4,3 in width because he does not stop eating huge amounts of big black penis. This diet is required to keep his natural physique of “huge ball of dough so he can Roll around like a fucking boulder”
Another fun fact about this raging homosexual is that he has been known to conspire with sexual predators like Nathan fellows and adolf Hitler in his prime. The little goblin child is also an informant for the schools gestapo agency where he reports any none nazi behavior straight to his big perky sugar daddy mr khan.
The little creature who resembles the rake from popular creepy pastas is about 4,3 in height but also 4,3 in width because he does not stop eating huge amounts of big black penis. This diet is required to keep his natural physique of “huge ball of dough so he can Roll around like a fucking boulder”
“Oh it’s Conrad over there, I hope he doesn’t connect his and my nipples to a Tesla model X car battery and shock me so hard I get sent back to day 1 of the Bronze Age because I wouldn’t really appreciate that in all fairness.
by Conrad hater September 28, 2023
Get the Conradmug. A very big strong man with a big dick
by Darnoc um November 4, 2021
Get the Conradmug. by The child slayer April 29, 2022
Get the conradmug. Big as dick. Anytime a girl sees him drop his pants they drop on it. But be careful I could get hurt for how big it is ;). Personally it is amazing it’s like a BBC but white
by Fjcncmckgigkbkvogoglblgogo July 31, 2019
Get the conrad’s penismug. He is an odd but lovely person who vapes a bit too much. Makes very cool minecraft farm houses though.
by mxlly1507 September 29, 2022
Get the Conradmug. he is very cool and a good friend and gave me robux once :D everyone loves conrad!!!!!!!! he is ver smart and is a billionaire and very handsome and has lots of cars and uh and other things, everyone needs a good old conrad in their life!
by urmomgaycelina September 15, 2021
Get the Conradmug. by Millito1120 January 18, 2022
Get the CONRAD WEEMANmug.