Transit Connect

Similar to the shocker (2 fingers in the pink, 1 in the stink), the act of putting 2 fingers in the vagina and cuming in her ass. Called the transit connect because it fits 2 in the front and a whole load in the back.

Dude, Lisa loved it when I parked my transit connect in her back garage.

by Hemang Stihatch November 17, 2015

Connecticut Chimp

to do something with insane intensity, or to eat something with insane intensity. Remember that chimpanzee that ate that lady's face? yeah, that's what you're about to do when you say this phrase.

Me: Dude, back the fuck up, or I'll go all Connecticut Chimp on your ass!
Asshat: Ok, you win!

Me: I haven't eaten all day, I'm about to go Connecticut Chimp on these nachos!

by reelbigdave March 10, 2009

Chessnut Connection

A connection that gets disconnected really often (at least once per 5 mins), also known as a "Chessnut Connection".

Dang, I DCed again, I have such a Chessnut Connection!

by Patje September 8, 2007

Nigger Connection

When one doesnt have internet but connects to their neighbors Wifi and steals their internet. Mostly black people do this but the name doesnt change when a white person does it.

Mike: Damn it, call of duty is laggin big time, this kid has one bar, probly stealin from his neighbor

Nick: Yea people with a nigger connection are always fuckin up my game and slowin down my porn downloads

by calaburrito15 January 16, 2012

The Connecticut mudslide

When your sexual partner is giving you a rim job, you have an orgasm and shit in there mouth.

She said she wanted to do something freaky, so I suggested the Connecticut mudslide

by Big cope September 22, 2017

Beaner connection

when your playing video games like Call of Duty or Halo and your connected to someone with terrible connection most likely coming straight from mexico or mcdonalds wifi

"this lagg is unbearable this host definitely has a beaner connection"

by crozdaddy December 3, 2011

Parent connect whore

When your mother is addicted to parent connect ( a grade monitoring website) and finds out about everthing and anything you do at school . And its flawed so half the time she will yell at you for nothing!

My mom is such a parent connect whore she knows i failed a test before i did!

by canesguy93 April 21, 2009