comfynightmare

Sam is a great person :) they are very creative and love bo burnham <33 they are 16 and they also have an obsession over Greg from Zach Stone. -myvoiceissofuckingnatural

Boner1: hey did you hear about comfynightmare on tiktok?
Boner2: yeah the kids cool.

by MyVoiceIsSoFuckingNatural August 26, 2021

Conjugal Confabuflating

Verb. The process by which sexually introverted computer geeks invent random words to define various bizarre sexual practises that they will never get to perform, simply to have them published in Urban Dictionary in the hope that they can mention them when playing MMORPGs.

As if u have ever made a strawberry shortcake, u r conjugal confabuflating. U r a cc-er

by FiKriss December 17, 2009

THE COMFY DUCKLING

WHEN ONE OF YOUR MALE FRIENDS STARTS SPOONING YOU IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT AND YOU DO NOT FIGHT IT...HOWEVER YOU NESTLE YOUR BEHIND CLOSER TO HIS CROTCH...JUST LIKE A DUCKLING SHAKING HIS TAIL FEATHERS

Dude, last night Tom passed out and Scott started spooning him...Tom realized it was Scott and actually pulled The comfy Duckling!

by rojo dave July 27, 2010

Cocomelon Confederate

When a very young person, typically from the ages of 3-8, is exhibiting racism mannerism.

I just met a Cocomelon Confederate today, people are weird man.

by AirNomad October 19, 2022

Coney Island Whitefish

A used condom that floats in water such as near a pier, or floating by you in the ocean.

"That nasty Coney Island Whitefish almost touched me".

by bklynml May 24, 2008

coney island sea breeze

When an individual farts under the blankets and then uses his or her arm/legs to raise the blankets slightly, then lets gravity force the dirty air into the face of the unsuspecting bed partner. Unlike the Dutch oven, the blankets never get pulled over the head of said unsuspecting partner.

Jimmy blew a wicked smelly fart and then sent the coney island sea breeze into Marthas face.

by T-Bags 69 February 28, 2011

coney island whitefish

a used condom floating in a river

I saw a rubber glove floating in the river and I thought it was a 5 finger coney island whitefish

by the prophet March 24, 2003