condom

it is something that u put penis, it helps you not make baby's, because the partners vagina will open super wide in 9 months and a baby will pop out of it and scare everyone with its crazy yelling.

I put A condom on my erect penis so i didn't make a baby.

by jamie February 02, 2004

Condom

a barrier between men and their goal

DAMN!!! NOT A CONDOM!!!!!!

by ooooooooooosnap November 26, 2010

Condomed

To get incredibly drunk then wearing a condom on your head

Bro lets get totally condomed

by Mr unstable December 16, 2013

Condom

Something your parents didn't use

Your here because your parents forgot the condom

by Loading...12% September 11, 2019

Condom

Something you stretch over you're dick so you don't get your girlfriend preggerz.

Pregger girl: thanks a lot for using a "Condom"
Guy:ur welcome fatty

by Lu Lu Karie January 15, 2012

CoNdom

A balloon for adults.

Guy 1: He’s using a Condom!
Guy 2: No, that’s a balloon for adults!

by Fortniter Games And More December 10, 2018

Condom

Protection device used for intercourse

Carter wished he used a condom when he fucked Mandy and now has to have her get an abortion or his mom will kill him. Literally

by KMONEY9674 September 04, 2023