bearded clam

yeah it's a vag.

i distinctly remember hearing it called so on a Vh1 interview with Boy George... so that's prolly one of the main contributers to it's popularity.

Um, I stuck her in the bearded clam. And it felt good.

by sam November 3, 2004

clam wrestling

n. analogy for lesbian sex

I though "clam wrestling" was a rather vulgar term and preferred to use the phrase "bump pussy".

by Avia October 10, 2005

clam-shackle

The female equivalent of a cock block. Preventing a female from a potential or desired hook-up.

All Jackie wanted to do was get some action that night, but Erik, being the jealous and controlling type, totally clam-shackled her.

by A & M April 5, 2008

Clam on

1. When a woman becomes aroused to the point of moistening.

2. The female equivalent to a male hard on.

3. When a female is obviously wet.

Example for Def. 1

Meagan: "Do you see that guy Joe over there?

Amy: "Yes, he is awesome."
Meagan: " I know, he gives me a raging clam on"

Example for Def. 2
I have a clam on from Brumblao's lazy eye.

Example for Def. 3
Joe: "You see that girl Meagan over there?"
Tyler: "Yeah, What about her?"
Joe: "She obviously has a clam on!"

by JoeBrumblao81 December 9, 2013

bearded clam

When a woman has an unshaved vagina.

I took her pants off and was distracted by her bearded clam.

by Mike Ferg aka Spoosen February 17, 2007

Clamando

When a woman does not wear underwear. The female version of "commando."

The paparrazi goes nuts when Brittany Spears goes clamando.

by NudgeFellen August 10, 2007

clam belch

A queef like eruption emanating from a women's vagina.

Man, she totally just clam belched.

by frank Rissotto June 21, 2008