Cling-Ons

Small pieces of feces, that cling to the ass like nobody's business. Usually caused by ass hair that grabs hold and doesn't wanna let go of the shit piece.

I wiped my ass, I went in the front yard during the afternoon and sprayed my ass with the hose, and still those pesky cling-ons are still there, my only last resort is to burn them off.

by Scooter McFadden April 19, 2004

Cringy

Something that makes you die inside, normally from embarrassment or from feeling uncomfortable.

A: My friend Konstantinos did not know what cringy means.
B: Oh ew... That is so cringy

by LazyL January 16, 2020

Clingfilmed

The act of covering your computer screen with cling film then wanking off to porn, discharging your load onto the screen. Thus feeling closer to spunking onto a real woman.

I Clingfilmed to Rachel Starr last night, it really makes me feel like im getting some action with her too! I like to be included in things.

by Syndrome of a Down 666 October 3, 2011

clinger

1)A person that wont stop following you or a group that you are in.
2)A terd that doesnt want to fall out of your ass

Matt kept following everywhere I went, that god dam clinger.

I was on the bowl for a fuckin eternity last night. I had a clinger that juss didnt want to fuckin drop

by Rega October 14, 2006

cringy

you for looking up this word on the urban dictionary

john: did you hear about the kidnapping at school? its fine he woke up.
dave: bruh that was so cringy
john: your face is so cringy
dave: ...

by depressed_bin_chicken123 September 27, 2019

cling fling

A fling where one of the two involved turns out to be a clinger. Person #1 just planned on having a one time fling and person #2 is a stage 5 clinger.

"Man, I had a one-night stand with a girl on spring break and it turned out to be to a 'cling fling' -- she won't stop txting and calling me!"

by bobbybo137 March 28, 2009

Clinky Swear

A variation on the pinky swear wherein the deal is sealed with the clink of two glasses rather than the traditional pinky finger clasp.

Done and done. Now let’s clinky swear on it. *clink* 🥂

by Steph&Ryan February 21, 2019