Cleveland Double Espresso

The act of 2 gay men giving each other
hot coffeee enemas then having a nice enchanted tasters choice moment.

Freddy and Harold both enjoyed a nice steaming hot Cleveland Double Espresso in front of a warm fire playing a friendly game of chess.

by streetwhiz April 26, 2009

Cleveland Browning

The act of hooking up with a Cleveland Brown; banging a girl who is ugly but has a nice body; getting with a butterface; shagging a bagger.

Brian went Cleveland Browning the other night. He slept with a girl with a really hot body, but her face was gross.

by PMax March 9, 2008

Cleveland Cocoon

The act of ripping a rancid fart in a sleeping bag and holding it in all night, rendering any clothing involved completely saturated in a sulfurous odor. Thus, causing you to jump out of the sleeping bag in the morning, strip away your clothes, and air them out in a flapping motion, similar to the action of an emerging butterfly shedding its cocoon and drying out its wings in order to complete its transformation.

Al completely ruined his camping trip due to a Cleveland Cocoon.

by BallsDeep2010 April 15, 2010

Cleveland Brownie Crunch

A combination of the Brownie Crunch and Cleveland Steamer.

Step 1. Take a shit on your partner's chest.

Step 2. Wait for the shit to dry.*

Step 3. Proceed with the steamroller motion as per usual.

Step 4. Add marshmallow drizzle.**

*This step may take several hours. You may want to have your partner give you a handjob to prepare for step 4.
**If using real marshmallow drizzle rather than semen, note that marshmallow products may contain gelatin.

He gave her a Cleveland brownie crunch last night! I hope they showered afterwards! (Please note that if attempted in a shower or any other moist environment, the hardening in step 2 will not take place.)

by tptapt October 6, 2011

Cleveland Steamer with reverse teabag

The act of deficating on your partners chest during sex and then dragging your testicles across thier face as you dismount them in reverse direction.

" I tell ya fred the way I dragged my balls across her face after I gave her that cleveland steamer was artwork"

by Staticman May 18, 2005

cleveland browns

simply another word for failure

i went full CLEVELAND BROWNS and got rejected for the 89th time with that girl...

by bigthumper9ine6ixty December 16, 2017

Cleveland Shoe Shine

To shit on an unsuspecting persons shoes, while they are or are not wearing them.

My brother pissed me off so while he was at work I gave all his shoes a Cleveland Shoe Shine.

by Jack O' Neill March 6, 2008