Chrissy Giffy

Chrissy Giffy, famous for the Chrissy stiffy is a multi millionaire paraplegic of shop lands road by day and batman + serial flasher by night. Chrissy Giffy is plagued with the burden of no roof accomodation as it was stolen by none other than the mail mangler Chrissy Giffy’s part time nemesis full time fuck buddy. To prevent the stealing of the next believed target (Chrissy Giffy’s mailbox) Chrissy Giffy posts up on the roof scaffolding of his manor in his typical batman armour (fully naked with a cape and mask to conceal his identity) in full splits as he claims ‘the breeze down under keeps him alert’. Hours had passed until the mail mangler showed himself. Chrissy’s stiffy reacted quickly and deployed a flash bang into mail manglers eyes as Chrissy G deployed a barrage of batarangs into the mail mangler and has his way with him whilst still maintaining the splits. An armada of the AUS army came to backup the mail mangler and Chrissy Giffy couldn’t handle it no more “time for din dins” as he unloaded an armada of his own of semen and batarangs till he decimated them all. “All in a nights work”

"Is that who i think it is"
"OMG! Its Chrissy Giffy, his splits are so perfect, his pecker, so ready to deploy a flash bang, he truly is a serial flasher, a midnight menace".

by Greg man August 16, 2023

Chrissy poo bear

A handsome stud who gets all the women in the school

That Korean man is such a Chrissy poo bear

by mcchrissc March 15, 2023

Chrissy

A name that was absolutely ruined by an annoying, ear piercing, overrated song made by the same people who made the "IT'S CORN!!!!!!!!1111!!!!1!1111!!" song. Now this damn name will never be the same because of some song.

Chrissy: Hi! My name is Chrissy!
Some annoying piece of shit: CHRISSY WAKE UP?!?!?!!1!!1!?!?!?1
Chrissy: Not this again...

by ancientfantasies May 28, 2023

chrissy wake up

I DON'T LIKE THIS CHRISSY WAKE UP

eddie: chrissy wake up I don't like this chrissy wake up time to wake up WAKE UP NOW CHRISSY

by Big_Sussy_Amogus September 9, 2022

Chrissy

shit this girl be eccentric as fuuuuuuuck. shes drop dead beautiful and ridiculously sexy. i wish i were her type cause damn she tight. she artistic af and has a crazy mind. she like a drug. never get enough of this fix. she got a mysterious, sexy, darkness to her, but she got a heart of gold

fuck man, i saw chrissy last night and shawtys fat ass and blonde hair was shaking all over the place. i aint precum in my pants like that since middle school fuuuuuck

by juicesgalore August 10, 2021

Chrissy

Entitled ,Mentally ill, rude ass , everyone but her is a piece shit ,Devil wiener sucking whore,who loves to be five finger death punched on the daily by young boys and Their dads . Who forgot to grow up past the age of 12 . dumb ass bitch

Wow that Chrissy sure is infamous for spending all her time trying to get five finger death punched.

by natashasuxacocoff September 22, 2025

Chrissy

A male who builds conservatorys wearing his birds socks and is whipped by her.

Absolute tool chrissy is

by Pete2503 October 10, 2021