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cash point cripple

An micro minded individual who parks their vehicle as close as possible to an ATM regardless of how much inconvenience this causes others.

Parking next to an ATM without having regards to others especially if there is a free parking bay within 5 meters.
Bert: Observe the chav with the IQ reducer and GTI parked outside the bank. Clearly a cash point cripple
Gert: Tosser
by janeizgood March 13, 2008
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Cash grab

When movie studios produce unnecessary and often poor quality sequels in order to obtain more money.
Cash grabs: Cars 2, Anaconda 2 & 3, Land Before Time
by Dat H Man July 29, 2011
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Cash Cash

An exciting techno–pop group from the town of Roseland, New Jersey. The band consists of Jean Paul Makhlouf (vocals, guitar), Alex Makhlouf (keyboards, programming), Samuel Frisch (vocals, bass), and Anthony Villacari (drums, percussion). Their sound is electric, up beat, and overall fun!
I went to the AMAZING Cash Cash concert last night!
by Ctotheoley January 28, 2009
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Cash Cab

the following is taken from the discovery channel's website:


Unassuming people enter the "Cash Cab" as simple passengers taking a normal taxi ride, only to be shocked when they discover that they’re instant contestants on Discovery Channel's innovative game show!
Ben Bailey, the host and driver of Cash Cab, then offers them the following proposition:
The Cash Cab will drive you all the way to your destination and ask you general knowledge questions along the way. The questions start out on the easy side, then get harder along the way – the harder the question, the more money it’s worth. The first four questions are worth $25 for each correct answer. The next four are worth $50 and then every question after that is worth $100.
A correct answer is awarded the cash, an incorrect answer means the contestant gets a strike. The contestants can earn cash all the way to their destination. But the second they miss their third question (i.e., earn their third strike), Ben pulls the Cash Cab over and ejects them onto the sidewalk, no matter where they are!
If they get stumped on a question, contestants can "shout out" for help, either by calling someone on our mobile phone (a "Mobile Shout-Out"), or by asking someone on the street for help (a "Street Shout-Out"). Each contestant only has one Mobile and one Street Shout-Out during the course of each game.
If the contestant has won at least $200 and the cab hits a red light, a "Red Light Challenge" is offered, which is a single question with multiple part answers. The passenger has 30 seconds to get all answers (e.g., name all seven of Snow White’s dwarfs). If the contestant gets each part of the answer correct, they win $200; if time expires, they move on without receiving any strikes against them.
Finally, if the contestant arrives at their destination having earned cash, they can opt to bet it all – double or nothing – on a "Video Bonus Question." The question is a based on a clip from Discovery’s library.
i won $150 in the cash cab, but i lost it all on the video bonus because i didn't know the life cycle of a star
by Colleen DiVenezia August 28, 2008
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Cash and Paste

To download a naked glamour shot of an anonymous model, then crudely and unprofessionally cut (or "cash") and paste the face of a friend over the top, and to then masturbate until climax over your work (to "paste").

Some practicioners have been known to both print and laminate their work for repeated and frequent use.
"Hey Steven, did you 'cash and paste' Carluccio?"
by Professor Smut September 16, 2009
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Cash to Task

To carry an amount of money necessary to accomplish a task as per a previous quote. Used as a defense and safety mechanism against upselling or against people misrepresenting the cost of a particular good or service.

Often used with escorts or sex workers to prevent on the spot bartering for services.

In the example below, the Mark inquires about rates, he gets an answer and signals to the Provider his disinterest in bartering when they meet. He says he will only bring enough cash to cover the quoted price, so if the Provider has additional services available, he should know about them in advance. The Provider can then quote an upgrade program (as seen somewhat ambiguously below) or point the mark to another resource. Ideally, a detailed online resource is best for avoiding incriminating dialog, hence the terse nature of the discussion. The Mark is dissatisfied with the answer knowing that some providers may scale rapidly from $50 to as much as $2000 for a particular interest.

Nota bene: Cash to Task is a safety precaution for both parties. Carrying excess cash can increase tension and draw unwanted attention from parties not intended to be involved in the transaction.

Note bene 2: Cash to Task does NOT excuse you from an appropriate tip. It just means don't try and be a hot-shot by carrying a stupidly excessive and dangerous amount of money where it's not needed. Take care of your Provider (employee, server, waiter, waitress, etc.) and they should take care of you.
Mark: I'd like to meet tomorrow evening. What's your incall availability and rate like?

Provider: 250 an hour, 175 for half.

Mark: I carry cash to task. Let me know if there are upgrades available.

Provider: upgrades start at 50 and go from there...

Mark: Thanks for your time.
by lainIwak. April 21, 2019
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cash banooca

my favourite franchise of banooca platformers
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by Infinity0706 September 4, 2021
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