Carbondale

A gift from God. Carbondale contains more than enough of the three key elements for survival: beer, girls and...beer. Home of the legendary strip and Southern Illinois University, it is city law that one must "Wear their party pants at all times. Even in a fire."

Carbondale is a gift from God and SIUC is a gift from baby Jesus, while Wisconsin is a curse from hell.

by Tairy Hesticles August 21, 2009

Candog

Usually a girl, who is loud and honks, has a passion for two year old stuff and lives everyday life as a "dog". They have an interest in either sex and will fart and burp when she can with her fanny pack open 24/7

"CANDOG! show us ya tits!"

by beechy February 1, 2008

Trevor Cardone

Lead singer/screamer of the "band' Pacific Skyline. He is a "scene kid' that dropped out of beauty school and can not take criticism. He bases his band's success on how many likes they get on facebook, which result from the constant whoring of themselves everywhere. He claims that his band is "the best on the coast" and that the band will get them somewhere and has been saying this for years. The only I place I see them going is nowhere fast. The band has only played one live show and got boo'd off the stage, but still claim these things. He has no job, is always bumming off of people, and says that Haters do not phase him, but if you post anything negative/disagreeing/criticizing about his band you get block forever on facebook. Basically, he needs to grow up, stop thinking this band will make him famous, and get a life. His name can be used in instances where you are in a situation facing something/one you don't like so you run away from the problem. You can use his last name if his full name does not work.

Man, if you don't stop hating on me I'm going to 'Trevor Cardone' you!

I'm popular because I 'Cardone myself everywhere.

by A watcher who watches. September 23, 2011

Cardom

A man who has sex with multiple people(A male slut) also cheats and dates on alot of women.

I tell you Ashley, Ben is a Cardom

by mlgfox31 March 19, 2021

Carbon Coal

Poop. Doodie. Shit. Dung. Poopoo, Doodoo, etc.

Dood. Have you seen Sarah Jessica Parker lately??

ZOMG, yes! She abotu scared the carbon coal outta me!

by ThaBigCheesy December 3, 2010

Camdom

a large condom that is extra thin

i cant fuck my girl with a standard condom, have you not got a camdom?

this pussy is nasty i need a big thin condom.. where is the camdom machine

by hindbark February 20, 2011

Carbon Fauxber

Cheap plastic used to resemble carbon fiber in an attempt to push a product (ie Suzuki motorcycle) upmarket, but in reality alerting the attentive consumer to the fact that said product will in fact, upon first attempted use reveal a fairly high Velveeta content.

"Awsome ride dude, it must be really light, hence fast, with all that Carbon Fiber."

"If only. It's really Carbon Fauxber, made from the cheapest plastic know to humanity, impossible to keep clean or paint, plus it looks crappy and suggests inherently bad design"

by Strominrominator November 18, 2011