go cannibal 

a way of telling someone to eat shit and calling them shit at the same time (cannibals eat their own kind, if you are shit, you'd eat it too)

obnoxious fucktard: I heart Avril Lavigne, G.W., and the overuse of axe

me: Go cannibal obnoxious fucktard slash townie

go cannibal by --____________ January 24, 2008

social cannibal 

A social cannibal is a person, usually a friend, who is a friend when it's just you (and other friends in your group, this can have multiple victims at once but is not as effective the more friends he cannibalizes at once) around but as soon as he's around other people, friend or not, if he needs to he will feed off a friend's or multiple friends' faults to better himself socially. Usually it involves heavily over exaggerating stuff about said friends. The cannibal will usually deny doing this. It also counts if the person changes opinions and views on things based off the person they're around, things that you both agree with that he can turn around and accuse you of agreeing with that opinion.

Bi-stander: Yeah so people who play guitar are so gay.
Cannibal: Yeah! You're right! I hate guitar players
Friend: But dude, we both PLAY gui-
Cannibal: Uh, dude I used to but then I saw how stupid guitar is.
Friend: But dude just yesterday you where saying how you love g-
Cannibal: I didn't say that! By that I mean't I actually hate it.

*later*
Friend: dude you're SUCH a social cannibal.
Cannibal: no I'm not dude? what do you mean?

social cannibal by a stupid douche April 26, 2011

Have You Seen The Cannibal Holocaust? 

A slightly more PG version of asking if someone is not a virgin. The opposite of asking someone if they've played Fortnite, which is basically asking if they are a virgin.

CONTEXT: Cannibal Holocaust is a 1980 film that has been banned in several countries for how violent it is.

Louis: "Have you seen the cannibal holocaust?"
Elliot: "I haven't"
Louis: "So you play Fortnite then."

Have You Seen The Cannibal Holocaust? by buy me free games November 4, 2018

Emo-Cannibal 

A person that eats themselves.

"that man was so hungry, he became an Emo-Cannibal."

Emo-Cannibal by ahess March 9, 2009

croch cannibal 

Yet another term to define a "lesbian"

Man, look at those two croch cannibals

croch cannibal by Skeeter October 18, 2004

The Cannibal 

when a guy eats a girl out when she's on her period and the blood gets around his mouth and i looks like he was eating her like a cannibal.

"i just ate her out and got blood all over my mouth like a the cannibal."

The Cannibal by musiccbby March 25, 2010

[Party Cannibal] 

A person who is so entrenched in his specific beliefs that he would rather splinter his own political party, making an election loss more likely, than work together with his own side. Party cannibals are political animals who feast on other party members.

Yo, that Bernie Bro who said Hillary was too crooked to vote for... total Party Cannibal

[Party Cannibal] by Tia Salamanca November 16, 2016