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Calamari

The left over dick flap when a man or boy gets circumcised.
"Yum. Some people eat the placenta after a child's birth, but Conan O'Brien swears by the calamari."
by CockFlapJohnson September 5, 2013
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busaba calamari

Having created a winning formula, restaurateur Alan Yau has had little reason to tamper with Busaba's shared tables and bench seating, or the oriental mystique created by clever design, dark wood, incense and low lighting. The dishes are consistently interesting, as you might expect of a menu initially created by chef David Thompson of Nahm, though the menu does evolve and changes regularly. Current dishes worth seeking out are the rice served with a generous amount of crab meat, or the delicately textured tofu, lightly fried then served with a spicy yellow bean sauce. Salads, such as the pomelo with water chestnut and chilli, are a strong point; so are the hot drinks (lemongrass and honey). Occasionally the noodle dishes can disappoint: our vegetarian pad thai had flaccid noodles, and had a gloopy sauce coating the baby sweetcorn and shiitake mushrooms. But the disappointments are easily outnumbered by the hits at this popular joint, and the dishes are never dull in either flavour or ingredients.

Phoenix Equity Partners have recently invested in Yau's Busaba Eathai Holdings Limited, signalling a new era for this popular chain as plans for expansion go underway. 20-30 new branches across the UK will be rolled out over the next five years.
Lemongrass, chilli prawns, busaba calamari
by Time Out Eating August 2, 2008
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callmekarizma

a very good looking music artist who is extremely sweet but also can be quite salty, constantly horny, but still a great guy with cool ass hair.
wow who’s that? he looks cool!” “oh, that’s callmekarizma”
by happyparriott August 31, 2017
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Calamari anus

Somebody who has been fucked in the ass so many times that their rectal muscles fail to contract anymore. Thus their asshole is very loose, being very much like a piece of raw calamari.
Poor Russ, he shits himself everytime he farts. He has been reemed in the ass so many times that he has developed a calamari anus.
by the shrimping king August 11, 2006
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callahands

Callahands is hot and sexy
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CallMeCarson

A young man who was unfairly targeted by the Karen's of the internet because he committed what they think is the worst crime ever, liking a cute 17 year old at 19 or 20.
Guy : I'm gonna watch CallMeCarson, he's cool.
Girl : Yeah, sounds good.

Triggered SJW : Uh, no. He is a pedophile. He is as bad as Jeffrey Epstein.
Guy/Girl (based) : You are wrong. He is cool and did nothing wrong.
by OneZapPomegranite October 13, 2021
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