Don't BUTTFUCK Me!

01.) to scam, cheat, try to pull the wool over someone's eyes

02.) a solid win over an opponent

03.) an obvious lie

01.) "Don't buttfuck me, bro."

02.) "That was a good buttfucking I gave those 7 year olds on the basketball court."

03.) Kenny: I just saw biggie smalls walking into the bank...
Stevie: No you didn't!
Kenny: Yes, I did...
Stevie: "Don't buttfuck me!"

by Brooklyn Mint October 20, 2011

Buttfuck Idaho

Another way of saying "Middle Of Nowhere", generally implying a negative tone, and the Idaho reference because the state is seen as boring. Often used if some one lives in a boring area or they got lost going somewhere.

Ex 1

Guy 1: Dude, where are you? You're late
Guy 2: I took and wrong turn and ended up in Buttfuck Idaho

Ex 2

Girl 1: So you got anyplans for the weekend?
Girl 2: No, I live in Buttfuck Idaho

by Dusty Bannister March 8, 2007

Buttfucker

a gay guy, because they fuck each other's butts

Connor is such a buttfucker, He fucked his gay friend Karl!

by bitchy October 12, 2003

Butterface

Adj: a way to describe a female who has a nice body, but an very unattractive face.

Yo, did you see that Butterface down the block- everything looked good but-her-face!!!

by Moe Diggs July 27, 2008

buttfuckerscumshot

Not a phrase but a word i made up, no spaces it has to be said in one unrecognizable slur. generally referring to assholes and or douche nuggets. At this point in the definition it may want to be noted that you may be one of these people...... just a warning.

Billy stop being a buttfuckerscumshot and give me a ride.

by cum inside September 26, 2009

Buttfuck Crazy Clown Rape

It's butt rape, but with crazy clowns. Also known as the greatest thing that could ever happen.

I wanted to experience a buttfuck crazy clown rape, so I went to the local costume shop, got a Mexican outside of Home Depot, and paid him a shiny nickel to do it.

All the kids are crazy about buttfuck crazy clown rape.

by Leet-Crazysnaps-Mcgee October 8, 2011

phantom buttfucker

A man dressed in a sheet, pretending to be a ghost, with his penis protruding from the sheet, looking for random women to stealth sodomize.

"Sally, walking home from the library, stopped by the coffee shop, and was assaulted (quite well) in the alley by the local phantom buttfucker."

by Jacques Asse February 20, 2009