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Buttward

When someone sits their fat arse on your head, imprinting the shape of their butt on to your face.
Named after the episode of Spongebob Squarepants when Patrick sat on Squidward.
Ouch! You fell on me
*looks in mirror*
NOOO! I'm a Buttward!!!
by Petermelon October 15, 2011
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buttwipe

someone who is an asshole or someone who you despise immensely
Person A: "isnt that girl lilah such a buttwipe?"
Person B: "Yeah man i totally agree"
by bigravensfan January 11, 2011
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buttwink

The feeling that occurs immediatly following an extra large shit, when your butthole contracts as a result of the 2x4 that was just pushed through your 0-ring.
Man, you should have seen that turd. My butthole is still winking ;0
by Long-log-man December 21, 2004
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Sexy Buttwrench

The Sexy Buttwrench

Definition(n.) a person so annoying, you wish to shove a wrench up some ones but.

(V.) Performing the actions of a regular wrench, substituting wrench as a penis, sexily, in the anal hole.
"oh my gosh!"

"what?!"
" I just gave a ..."

"a buttwrench?"
"I just gave a SEXY BUTTWRENCH"

"To who?"
" PETER GRIFFIN"

"you are the shit.CRANK THAT "
by BooYouWHORE5572 March 23, 2010
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Buttworm

A recently discovered parasitical worm. Closely related to heartworms in dogs, it lives similarly but in the rectum of humans. Where its habit of multiplying until there are so many worms they block passage of stool, a necessary occurance for successful buttworm breeding. As the turds get jammed in the colon, the buttworm releases various rapid-acting enzymes and bacteria that rapidly turn the fudgepack directly into high pressure gas, often in seconds. The high pressure gas can be released in a lethal explosion capable of knocking individuals several feet off the ground. When that has happened, Individuals caught unaware have been knocked out upon falling back awkwardly to the ground due to knocked senseless by the initial buttblast. The buttworm uses these ass-ripping blasts to spread its airborne larvae. Microscopic, it is breathed in. A brief rancid taste is the only sign this is happened. Once in the body, the larval buttworms migrate to the rectum to repeat the cycle anew.
Jessica lay lifeless. Her distended, exploded anus was all the medical investigator needed to determine she was yet another victim of the rapidly spreading buttworm.
by Johnnyincentx May 17, 2006
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butang

Visayan slang for the word Methapetamine Hydrochloride, also locally known as SHABU, a highly addictive illegal drug that allows the brain to works so fast, usually sold in packets ranging from 100 peso to thousands, popularly called in the US as METHS.
Manuyop ta! naa ko'y BUTANG
Meaning: Let's snort, I have Meths.
by brando_bandido February 22, 2007
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Buta

Dood:ur a buta
Chick:dont fuck with me
by Im_a_goat April 19, 2018
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