bullshifting

The act of shifting a manual car to their highest gear and leaving it there regardless of how long it takes for the car to accelerate. The only time a bullshifter would shift down would be at the risk of stalling. Bullshifting is primarily a result of laziness.

Passenger: "Shouldn't you shift down? You're going freaking slow."
Driver: "Nah. I'm bullshifting."

by supereboy November 27, 2012

Perpetual Bullshit

Attempting to endure an entire match of Big team Splockets on Halo 3.

This game of Splockets is such Perpetual Bullshit, why in Gods

name does it go to 100?

by Bryan&Bryan June 28, 2010

Naysayer Bullshit Statistic

The law known as the "Naysayer Bullshit Statistic" means that at least 50% of people with a highly negative view of something are poorly informed about it, haven't tried it to its full potential or are just plain making stuff up to satisfy their bias opinion regardless of whether they know they're wrong or not.

Person who hasn't tried Stereo-3D: "3D is a fad"

Person with common sense: "You sir, fall into the Naysayer Bullshit Statistic"

by something2someone August 26, 2010

Silly Bullshit Drama

'Silly Bullshit Drama', it is the centre of all immature conversation, where one creates a series of 'he said, she said' nonsense which often leads to arguments, bitching and sometimes fighting. This technique of socialisation often occurs in groups of young teenage females but if introduced to males the concept is soon adopted and adhered to.

The saying originates from Middlesbrough England, from a friend circle who refer to themselves as the 'sesh pirates'.

Person 1: OH MY GOD! You will never guess what this person said about you this morning.
Person 2: Go on..
Person 1: I'll tell you later.
Person 2: Behave with your 'silly bullshit drama'

by The Tulk March 6, 2013

I call bullshit

1. to call one out on a complete flasehood

2. an expression of distaste or aggrivation

3. to have found something at odds with a generally accepted truth

1. "i am the coolest person in the world"
"i call bullshit"

2. "we've got a 15 page paper due tommarow boyo, and it has to be written entirely in sanskrit"
"i call bullshit"

3. "george w. bush is a great president"
"i call bullshit"

by thought of this years ago October 1, 2006

bullshit kid

A person (usually a n00b) that lives in a fantasy bullshit world, makes up lies about his non-existant social life, and he doesn't really notice how stupid & naive he is.

Bullshit Kid: I own a penthouse in Malibu!
You: -.- STFU You fuk1n bullshit kid! You live in your parents' basement.

by Marcel Valdez May 9, 2006

Bullshit

Stupid or untrue talk or writing; nonsense. See Algebra II and Logarithm.

"When will I ever need these bullshit logarithms in the real world?"

"Algebra II is bullshit."

by swags mcgee September 21, 2013