Bullshit headlock

A lengthy conversation that is unwelcome, with a person you’d rather avoid.

I would have been here sooner, but I got caught in a bullshit headlock by (insert person's name here).

by Facher October 9, 2007

Bullshillion Dollars

Bullshillion dollars is a proposal of a ridiculous amount of money backed up by fluff. Created by a puppet political figure, to provide temporary solutions that can never be solved.

Million 1,000,000
Billion 1,000,000,000
Trillion 1,000,000,000,000
Godzillion 1,000,000,000,000,000
Bullshillion Dollars: 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000

What ever the amount, it will never solve problems created by those in power (ie. Global elite).

by Bullshillionaire2010 January 27, 2010

Bullshit Babble

When a person makes weird sounds or vocalizations that are supposed to be words, but sounds like random gibberish.

Guy 1:" Hey so... fumsahlbadabblefuga"
Guy 2:" I didn't understand you, that was a bunch of bullshit babble."

by ahogle1 July 31, 2010

bullshifting

The act of shifting a manual car to their highest gear and leaving it there regardless of how long it takes for the car to accelerate. The only time a bullshifter would shift down would be at the risk of stalling. Bullshifting is primarily a result of laziness.

Passenger: "Shouldn't you shift down? You're going freaking slow."
Driver: "Nah. I'm bullshifting."

by supereboy November 27, 2012

Perpetual Bullshit

Attempting to endure an entire match of Big team Splockets on Halo 3.

This game of Splockets is such Perpetual Bullshit, why in Gods

name does it go to 100?

by Bryan&Bryan June 28, 2010

Naysayer Bullshit Statistic

The law known as the "Naysayer Bullshit Statistic" means that at least 50% of people with a highly negative view of something are poorly informed about it, haven't tried it to its full potential or are just plain making stuff up to satisfy their bias opinion regardless of whether they know they're wrong or not.

Person who hasn't tried Stereo-3D: "3D is a fad"

Person with common sense: "You sir, fall into the Naysayer Bullshit Statistic"

by something2someone August 26, 2010

Silly Bullshit Drama

'Silly Bullshit Drama', it is the centre of all immature conversation, where one creates a series of 'he said, she said' nonsense which often leads to arguments, bitching and sometimes fighting. This technique of socialisation often occurs in groups of young teenage females but if introduced to males the concept is soon adopted and adhered to.

The saying originates from Middlesbrough England, from a friend circle who refer to themselves as the 'sesh pirates'.

Person 1: OH MY GOD! You will never guess what this person said about you this morning.
Person 2: Go on..
Person 1: I'll tell you later.
Person 2: Behave with your 'silly bullshit drama'

by The Tulk March 6, 2013