Brown Blitz 

When one person defecates into the mouth of another, while that person masturbates vigorously.

After eating all those beans and laxatives, it was a great night for the brown blitz!

Brown Blitz by Libnut buttchunk April 15, 2020

brown study 

A state of mind, where deep but incoherent thought comes wordlessly. A lonely mental abstraction; not necessarily gloomy but often so. When you emerge from a brown study it is often difficult to remember what you have been thinking about.

Amanda looked out at the rain and the leaden sky. She was alone. At times like this she was prone to quote melancholy poetry and then fall into a brown study.

brown study by benbisley April 13, 2008

Brown Apple Bobber 

When a guy has his woman bent over the front of the toilet and he's hitting it from the back, just before he finishes, he puts her face in the toilet water to enhance their(his) climax.

I got the brown apple bobber in my girl's parents' bathroom last night

Brown Apple Bobber by Hakuna Memetata October 12, 2017

Brown Surprise

When you think you're gonna fart but a dookie comes out.

James: Bro I thought it was gonna be a fart but then I shit my pants!
John: You just got hit with a brown surprise!

Brown Surprise by shitmypants January 13, 2021

Brown Penguin 

The act of a stripper taking a dump on the stage or runway.

DJ: And now bring your attention to beautiful Lexus who will be performing the infamous Brown Penguin...
Guy #1: Oh my god, that stripper just squatted out a deuce the size of a Pringles can on the stage!
Guy #2: Yup, she just pulled the old Brown Penguin... Seeing that was definitely worth a dollar...

Brown Penguin by Lickolottapuss July 23, 2014

Brown dabber 

When u have to poop so bad that a little comes out on your underwear

I tried to hold my poop but a brown dabber happened

Brown dabber by Jonniecam August 4, 2016

Brown Moment 

When someone sharts in excitement while eating tacos.

Brooke:"Dude, you look uncomfortable.."

A.J. : "I had a brown moment.."

Brown Moment by Rae$ February 16, 2017