brake service

What one says when you wanna fuck.

Damn Girl! You're looking overdue for a brake service!

by Ranchero290 November 12, 2015

antilock brake system

An anti-lock braking system or anti-skid braking system (ABS) is an automobile safety system that allows the wheels on a motor vehicle to maintain tractive contact with the road surface according to driver inputs while braking, preventing the wheels from locking up (ceasing rotation) and avoiding uncontrolled skidding.

Antilock brake system uses wheel speed sensors to determine if one or more wheels are trying to lock up during braking. If a wheel tries to lock up, a series of hydraulic valves limit or reduce the braking on that wheel. This prevents skidding and allows you to maintain steering contro

by the boom December 1, 2016

broken sewage pipe

A girl who has the most unfortunate combination of having a stank puss and being a squirter

I had to replace the entire mattress after sleeping with a broken sewage pipe. It was a Tempurpedic too - yes I know I can't afford to keep doing this mom please stop yelling

by funkypants February 8, 2015

brake stand

when you hold the brake down and press on the gas at the same time. only works on rear-wheel cars. produces a lot of smoke and tire marks on the hot top

that kid just left major marks and a lot of smoke after doing a brake stand

by jzism May 7, 2005

broken sprinkler

the act of a girl giving one a handjob while one is urinating, thus creating a mess

-What did you do with that girl?
-I took that girl i met at the bar to the bathroom and she gave me a broken sprinkler!

by THaT GUUUYYY May 14, 2010

brooke swindle

The act of shoving ones finger in the anus and then into the tip of the penis for lubricant to deep throat

That girl Brooke swindles before she gives blowjobs

by You_no_me17 July 13, 2016

Broken Screen Syndrome

When your computer is so retarted you break its screen

Ah damn it my computer has broken screen syndrome

by penguinlover399 April 4, 2022