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British HJ

When you're giving a hand job but the guy's penis is so small that you cannot wrap all your fingers around the shaft, so you have to put your pinky finger in the air. Like how the British people drink their tea.
"That guy was so small I had to give him a British HJ."
by lindsayLOhan69 April 9, 2013
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british

British does not mean English. Britain consists of four nations: England, Northern Ireland, Scotland and Wales. NEVER call an Irishman "british" because he (or she) will hurt you.
We LOVE laughing at ourselves and everyone else.(We call this "taking the piss".) We have a pretty evil sense of humour, but that's the best kind! We excel at black comedy, sarcasm, satire, understatement, and comedy in geneal. Alot of people don't 'get' our humour, but i suppose that's down to cultural differences. We're proud of our sense of humour.
We don't all speak posh, like the queen. There are SO many accents in the UK. I've lived in Britain all my life, and I've only met a handful of posh people. I hate that people think we're all upperclass and aristocratic,. Not true ATALL!
We don't sit around having tea parties, with china tea cups, and frilly tablecloths. We don't use words like "cheerio", we DO NOT love the queen.
You wish you were British
by tiara11111 January 12, 2008
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british pride

Taking the ugliest girl present in a bar/club home in an increcibly drunk state thinking that you are George fucking Clooney. However this is not terribly difficult because all women in England look like horses anyway.
Jakob surely kept his British Pride high during the past few weeks!
by RASA Board January 30, 2009
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British Forearm

Basically a handjob using your forearm and your bicep.
"i was getting this british forearm and i splooged everywhere!"
by PrestigePorn March 25, 2010
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britist

A strong hate towards the English, their ways, and other "island dwellers" in the near vicinity. Instead of being generally racist, this one is only towards british people.
Joe: I really hate that crumpet eating bastard.
Jane: Wow, that is soo britist of you.
by B4rryBl4ck August 22, 2011
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British Snob

A person of British origin and/or lives in Britain. Usually London.

This person is very rude and believes he/she knows everything about the world, especially North America, when in fact he/she does not know anything.
These people are always in other peoples business and mad about everything they believe to be "incorrect".

It is common for this person to mispronounce words and act like their pronunciation is more correct than any other.

A "know nothing, know it all".

*Note: Not all British people are Snobs, but the Snobs out there are usually British.
Average person (not a British Snob): *Writes out "estrogen".
British Snob: No, no! It's Oestrogen...
Average person: Not in America.
by Pissed off Canadian December 29, 2011
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british slang

Slang deriving from Britain.

British slang isn't the same as the olden days we don't still say stuff like 'jolly good show' and eat cucumber sandwiches.. unless you are quite posh. We do still say 'bloody hell' quite a lot though. Mostly it is stuff like; innit chav well good brill mingin' wkd etc.
Just because one is british does not mean one uses british slang, one can be quite proper.
by Lexy W February 23, 2007
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