A self-absorbed b**** that doesn't take care of her dad or anyone she loves she abandons her children over men she's white trash and a user and a two-faced she used to be cool almost too cool for school she was way cool at one time but now she's a lame and you just don't want to meet this person
You become so Bridget Manor you don't even care anymore about me why are you so white trash
any occasion or instance (like reunions) that forces you to converse awkwardly with people knowing they'll be throwing condescending remarks and questions about pathetic aspects of your life e.g. being perennially single
I bumped into Dennis earlier. Thank God he had to go right away! You know how he loves putting people in a Bridget Jonesmoment.
A verified nobody. Captain of the fence riding team. Unicorn dancing by the light of a dumpster fire. YouTube's crazy aunt. Everyone tries to get her to pick a side but she can't be tamed. Once had a one night stand with Obama.
Bridget is the world’s most gorgeous Phi Mu. She’s got the sexiest big in the chapter. Speaking of her big, her big’s got a great sense of humor, she’s got a great rack, super outgoing, laid back, a joy to be around, and the life of absolutely every party just to name a few. Bridget is likely to follow in her footsteps.