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The Breadstick Maneuver

The tactical act of munching down cloves of raw garlic prior to engaging in oral sex, with intentions of giving the man super stink dick and scaring away any future potential females (if the female is of higher noble status she may top off the blowjob with a clove of fresh basil and a murmuring of the words "les bijoux de famille")
I had this clairvoyance that Chad was fooling around with other woman behind my back, so I pulled the Breadstick Maneuver.
by CF19 January 25, 2019
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Floridian Breakfast

The Act of cumming on orange slices and feeding them to your girl while you smoke a fat joint
“Dude My girl wanted to have a Floridian Breakfast this morning
by Count Cockula October 7, 2019
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lil breadstick

noun. a girl with the username liv.breadstick on tiktok
by char.char222 August 22, 2020
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Anchovy Breadstick

When you suck a penis that has very recently been inside a vagina. The layer of vaginal residue left on the penis can also can also make it totally NOT gay if you are a guy sucking that penis.
"I was fucking Nadia and then pulled out so her friend could finish me with her mouth."

"Wow! Very nice! The old anchovy breadstick!"
by zimdoh March 29, 2021
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Bogan Breakfast

When bogans wake up, they always pick the dry and crusty bogies from their nose and have it as a breakfast snack, henceforth being a Bogan Breakfast.
Alec: "Dom its 4pm have you had lunch?"
Dom (a bogan): "Nah mate I've had a solid bogan breakfast"
Alec: "the fuck is a bogan breakfast..."
Dom: "well basically yeah, I got the fattest crustiest crispiest bogie-"
Alec: "stfu and get in the bin where you belong, bogan"
by BoganBumfucker June 6, 2021
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Spanish Breakfast

eating someone out, stems from the popular spanish wedding poem “el desayuno” by luis alberto de cuenca
“Man, I’m so drunk, I could really go for a spanish breakfast
by gay7654321 July 5, 2022
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beat off breakfast

a action preformed by a bachelor while cooking breakfast. a man beats off while cooking breakfast of ether eggs, sausage, or bacon. (no pancakes, or waffles)
Hey Miles! why didn't you come out to the family breakfast this morning?

Well a hott girl texted me when I rolled out of bed this morning so I had a beat off breakfast on the foreman.
by qwimple April 17, 2011
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