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Branden-Nate Mix-'Em-Up

A conversation or "bit" that is hard to follow for those not in the immediate back-and-forth.
Branden: *says something obscure but funny*
Nate: *replies with something funny but obscure*
Karina: What?
Branden and Nate: Sorry, just a classic Branden-Nate mix-'em-up.
by psyguy69 December 12, 2017
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banded jasper

Banded Jasper is a rock. It is found in Northeastern United States and Southern Canada. It is annoying af. It is extremely hard so miners cannot get through it in order to get to our precious iron ore. It will destroy drill bits and is the arch enemy of the underground mining business.
Miner 1: Gawd damn, I don did run inna sum uh day banded jasper up der dontcha know.
Miner 2: oh yeah ubetcha, it damn near kills us tur have it aroun here eh?
Miner 3: are ya talkin abou banded Jasper der? Fuck dat eh. Don need none of day round here.
Miner 1: oh yeah, ubetcha
by Up north Minnesotan September 1, 2019
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Branden Grimm

Someone who drinks a lot of beer and is always a good time when he’s drunk! Can find them at any house party or bonfire drinking Busch light by the case. Also had a slightly above average pecker but will always leave you wanting more and wondering about what could have been. Also could find him with a Brandon Harris or a Tyler Reid.
Her #1: A Branden Grimm tore my ass up last night

Her #2 : What all happened?

Her #1: He tore my ass up for 45 seconds and passed out because he drank a case of Busch light!

Her #2: Damn girl me too! At least it was slightly average!

Her#1: Yeah it was pretty good to be honest!
by Branden grimm January 12, 2020
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Brander

Brander is so nice and love star wars
by Me. Simp January 21, 2020
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Brandering

A pun off of the words “brand” and “pandering”. When a brand with a social media account pretends to be a real person in an attempt to pander to a certain fandom in the hopes that they support said brand by, for example, buying their products.
random food brand: “omg we love harry styles so much we stan!”

an obsessed stan: “im gonna buy (insert brand name food product here) now just cause they pretend to like harry styles!”

a regular person: “silence, brand. stop brandering.”
by sendme_2themoon December 30, 2020
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Branderson

An abbreviation of the name of famous author Brandon Sanderson. Usually used by lazy book nerds to communicate. People who use the word Branderson unironically usually are the same people who say "RAFO" in their day-to-day life.
"what happens at the end of the latest Branderson book?"
"RAFO lol"

"Why are you like this David thats why i deleted you on all my socials"
by Cryptic aka Plass April 20, 2021
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Branden

A kind and persistent person that doesn’t give up on his goals, always working hard, and is compassionate to others. He may seem week but deep down he has a strong will to fight, that’s what makes him a persistent and thoughtful person.
Branden is a kind person
by anonymous November 6, 2021
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