An amendment to the classic doorknob game, when someone rips one more deadly than Hiroshima, but they say “safety” before anyone can say “doorknob” someone else can yell out “Bork-Knob” and they get to beat the shit out of the farter until he/she spells out “Bork-Knob”
Scenario:
Bob: Rips a fat one
Bob: “Saftey”
Phill: “Bork-Knob”
*Phill beats the shit out of Bob while Bob struggles to remember how to spell Bork-Knob*
Bob: B-O-R-K-HYPHEN-K-N-O-B
*Bob is finally safe and phill stops beating the fuck out of bob*
Bob: Rips a fat one
Bob: “Saftey”
Phill: “Bork-Knob”
*Phill beats the shit out of Bob while Bob struggles to remember how to spell Bork-Knob*
Bob: B-O-R-K-HYPHEN-K-N-O-B
*Bob is finally safe and phill stops beating the fuck out of bob*
by Peensucker August 10, 2023
Get the Bork-Knobmug. Doggo 1- bork bork
doggo 2- yo if u bork once more u will go into bork overdrive.
doggo 1- bork... botrkokrtoktrkogborkborkorkborkborkborkbrkborkborkbrokborkborkborkbork. blep
doggo 2- yo if u bork once more u will go into bork overdrive.
doggo 1- bork... botrkokrtoktrkogborkborkorkborkborkborkbrkborkborkbrokborkborkborkbork. blep
by glossy ahole April 18, 2018
Get the bork overdrivemug. "I watched Nathan dry bork Zack last night, and the look in his eyes said, 'This hurts me more than it hurts you.'"
by MoreChris4You June 2, 2012
Get the Dry Borkmug. To be broken, really badly, like moi (Jess)
Originates from "I'm really borked bekka, er I mean broked, wait I like it let's keep it"
Originates from "I'm really borked bekka, er I mean broked, wait I like it let's keep it"
1. "I hurt" "That's a'cause you're borken"
2. I'm too borked for my own good.
3, His pensi was borken!!
2. I'm too borked for my own good.
3, His pensi was borken!!
by Dr Pepper Emo Child March 13, 2005
Get the Borken/borkedmug. aka bike dork. Someone who lives and breathes over priced bicycles. Often seen riding downhill at dangerous speeds with the crotch of their pants down at their knees and the butt of there gaunch out for everyone to see.
by tjwal April 6, 2007
Get the borkmug. A condition in which you are unable to live-up to the expectations of an incensed customer through no fault of your own, but rather ineffective tools.
by Paul Schweaddy February 12, 2010
Get the Borked Carpmug. The most godlike word of all existence, it can overpower shaggy and big chugus in one phrase, you will overpower the uno reverse card and immediately make anyone cum at command, just simply say big nibba Bork be drenched you thot!
by RyZe tHiCc bOy May 16, 2019
Get the Big nibba Borkmug.