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No Purpose Boner (NPB)

This term describes a situation in which a male, generally younger, recieves an excitation of the genitals due to no discernable circumstance. e.g. in class before an oral presentation or standing up on a public bus.
"I hope this No Purpose Boner (NPB) goes down before my chemistry presentation" - yin
by RashadMcCants January 12, 2006
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Boner of the Month

A way of expressing that a woman is exceptionally attractive. Boner of the month is a deceiving name because more than one woman can receive the distingushed honor in any given month. Also, the honor is not limited by the number of months in a planet's year.
Did you see Elaine? Boner of the Month!
by Jay Knockers April 6, 2008
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Fear Boner

When you are so intensely afraid of another individual that you reach a point of sexual arousal. The fear boner is a sign of submission to a more powerful individual.
I hope Professor Tony Yueng didn't see my fear boner in class today.
by Tod Jenkins September 15, 2010
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bomer

A kind of boner that even the straightest straight man gets when he sees amazingly handsome White Collar actor Matt Bomer.
Matt Bomer gives me a bomer.

I once briefly shook Matt Bomer's hand. I was later able to chop down a tree with my bomer.

The Republicans in Congress finally voted to legalize gay marriage when they saw a picture of Matt Bomer, and got bomers themselves. No, that's not true. They made gay marriage MANDATORY.

A little-known secret is that the Washington Monument is actually just a huge bomer. Yup, that's how much America loves Matt Bomer.

Frustrated with the progress of peace talks, President Obama showed the leaders of Palestine and Israel an episode of White Collar. The leaders then cried and embraced one another, and signed a peace treaty. It is physically impossible to fight when you have a bomer. Matt Bomer then receives the Nobel Peace Prize, but turns it down because he is so modest, thus giving everyone in the world another bomer.
by Parsa J. October 1, 2013
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boner

A boner is a long, pointy joystick that guys can get while feeling aroused.
Tim saw Kayla’s boobs , *ding*! That’s right,,,, he has a boner
by Sloshii October 14, 2017
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Boner

Worst thing to get during school
Ah shit I got a boner *class sees it* fuck I'm screwed.
by Ligmaboi308 February 5, 2019
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poo boner

An erection that is caused from using muscles in your butt to not poop your pants.
John Doe got a poo boner when he was trying to hold a trouble maker(trouble maker: a huge dump) back.
by Dinger8525 January 1, 2012
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