boobs

The things women use to attract the wrong kind of attention and then get mad at guys when they get exactly what they set out for.

Sue was out clubbing with the girls wearing the tightest, lowest, tank top she could find. Then she complained after that all the guys there were animals because all they did was stare at her boobs.

by Halie_B October 8, 2009

boobs

Comfortable and squishy easy to cope with grips that boys tends to cling on to when boning their girlfriends especially when they are on their knees and hands and your behing them thrusting.

Your boobs made the night babe.

by thegodoffuck May 21, 2009

boobs

Things that can get a guy horny if they are naked.

My boobs are double d's. When i lift up my shirt all the boys suck my nipples.

by ur mom is a whore January 17, 2009

Boobs

Something for men to look at while women talk to them

( . Y . ) = ideal boobs.

"damn that girls got some nice boobs"

by Leggiooo January 21, 2009

Boobs

Congratulations, you're perverted enough to look this word up. *Slowly claps*

No, I'm not telling you what "boobs" means.

by (◉ᴥ◉) July 2, 2018

boobs

mighty weapons, that are given to women by the gods, so they can use them to control men.
(almost) every girl receives them, around the age of 12.
some women have received bigger 'boobs', wich work even better for controling men.

girl: 'i will show you my boobs, if you get me the concert tickets i asked for'

by pwnhead February 27, 2010

boobs

A Pair of beautiful round-like objects, that makes men go like:

"HOLY KOALA POPSICKLE FUCKS!!!"

And the undeniable proof of that the world is not as twisted as it seems.

(By the way for you women out there, watch out for guys, they seem to have large attraction to boobs, especially if they are big.)

Horny Guy: Man, did you see our new teacher? She has some impressive boobs!

Guy: Yeah, I like big boobs.

Horny Guy: Who doesn't?

Guy: Gays...?

by Numenor August 11, 2008